Saathtard 

Saathtard (noun)

Often times, a saathtard is smells like shittingson while still maintaining the nigger nugget personality. Much like a mcdumbass, saathtard has the capabilities of inhaling anal farticles via his asshole. This can often times lead to explosions of gas chambers in the anal underworld causing chaos of all the shittards that live their causing them to become niggerpotamus. The niggerpotamus will fly out the ass cheeks when shittingson has reached the final stage the nuclear bomb will go off killing millions

Watch out for that saathtard becoming crusty for farts

Saathtard is coonery of the left nostril

The bootyflakingson was extracted my the shittingsons to form Saathtard

Saathtard by Anus Enlightenment October 27, 2016

skatetarded 

Someone who watches people skate and can talk about it till the cows come home, but who really has no idea whatsoever how to skate.

Also, a skater who has no capability for judgement of distances and obstacles as dictated by their own skill.

1) I love skates and my guy can skateboard witht he best of them, but I'm completely skatetarded.

2) That idiot only broke his ankle because he's skatetarded and didn't realize that his skill level prevents him from sticking nine-flat-nine stairwell jumps.

skatetarded by Pixie Stix October 7, 2007

Smashtard

Smash Bros. fanatics who play and focus on only Super Smash Bros. don't even play any other Nintendo games. As a result, they know nothing about any of the series represented in there, nor do they care about them.

Smashtard: Oh man, Wario, Marth, Ike, and Captain Falcon kick so much ass in this game!

Person: Well...Have you ever played Wario Land, WarioWare, Fire Emblem, and F-Zero?

Smashtard: Er...no. But I bet they're not even worth it. These characters still kick ass in this game though!

Smashtard by ShadowMan2 June 14, 2011

Slothtard 

A person who is incredibly slow -- physically, and mentally.

That guy is such a mess; it takes him three times as long to do the same job as everyone else, and he still gets it wrong. He's definitely a slothtard!

Slothtard by GambitKing October 6, 2015

slashtard 

One of the many posters on the wordslashdot/word site whose comments make no sense. They are often wordfagmonic/word wordtroll/words or wordfucktard/words.

Gawd I'm suck of these freaking slashtards on /.

slashtard by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

smithtard 

the combination between a smither and a nartard... if you do not know what those two things are, look it up

hey smithtard how was cross country?

smithtard by tacos are so cool like June 27, 2010

southtard

Left handed person...
derived from "south paw" and "retard"

Billy would be a more suitable mate if he wasn't southtarded.

southtard by trouble99 April 20, 2014