grasshoppers's definitions

sand in your vagina

a condition said to be had by someone who is irritated

Settle down, chief. What, you got sand in your vagina or something?

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

kitten killing

euphemism for masturbation

brb, killing some kittens *fapfapfap*

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

jumpin jesus

1. nickname for the Son of God in his triple jumping years, also see jebus

2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation

Great jumpin Jesus, you scared the crap out of me!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

gentleman's juice

see man juice

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

sword fight

Two men using the same toilet to pee in at once.

We have a standing rule here - no sword fights.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

The Cosbys

Similar in use to the Cosby kids. Euphemism for shit.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

beer snob

Someone who drinks only beer that costs at least $8 USD a sixer.

"Let's get a case of natty light."

"No, I'm a beer snob."

by grasshoppers January 28, 2003