Definitions by grasshoppers

beer snob 

Someone who drinks only beer that costs at least $8 USD a sixer.

"Let's get a case of natty light."

"No, I'm a beer snob."

beer snob by grasshoppers January 28, 2003

MSB 

Abbreviation for "massive sperm buildup", often incurred after a long sexual drought; common malady among geeks

<dumpee> duder, ever since she left me, I've had some serious MSB going on

MSB by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

slashtard 

One of the many posters on the wordslashdot/word site whose comments make no sense. They are often wordfagmonic/word wordtroll/words or wordfucktard/words.

Gawd I'm suck of these freaking slashtards on /.

slashtard by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

Cosby kids 

Or simply The Cosbys, used as a euphemism for shit. Often in conjunction with a similar euphemism for toilet - the pool

I'll be back in a bit, gotta drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

Cosby kids by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

pool 

a euphemism for toilet, see Cosby kids

Woo, just got done droppin' the kids off at the pool! Now I feel much better!

pool by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

The Cosbys 

Similar in use to the Cosby kids. Euphemism for shit.

The Cosbys by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

sword fight 

Two men using the same toilet to pee in at once.

We have a standing rule here - no sword fights.

sword fight by grasshoppers January 20, 2003