slapfish 

When you slap your dick against her vagina

Man I gave her a slapfish last night

slapfish by YoHoewillgetslayed October 5, 2016

slepfish 

A man typically of African descent, who's sleep pattern is very strange. A slepfish tends to show a strange attraction towards Old folk, Poultry, and Fantasy card games. their known to be mostly active throughout the night, plotting and conniving their next deck. Slepfish tend to be very condescending and hypocritical with their insults for the most part. However when the slepfish goes through his Hydamorphizes process during the day, they are know to be a very funny and kindhearted fellow.

Darnell is such a slepfish, i saw him creeping on some hens the other day.

slepfish by TruthGiver December 28, 2014

slapfight 

An argument, usually on Internet forums or message boards, about a petty issue that gets blown completely out of proportion. Typically draws ridicule, but is quite hilarious and amused interest from third parties.

Did you read that slapfight on reddit the other day? They were arguing about whether farts could reach lethal levels of smelliness!

slapfight by masterfail May 23, 2014

snapfishing 

Snapfishing is when below average looking people use Snapchat or other picture filters on social media/social sites in order to catfish unsuspecting victims.

Snapfishing has become the most popular way of catfishing because the predator can always claim the victim knew what they looked like before meeting because "they have 1000 pictures of themself". Often the predator/Snapfisher will include one or two unadulterated pics which are burried by countless modified pictures in an attempt to negate blame and absolve themselves of any wrong doing.

Beware of calling out a Snapfisher as they will instantly initiate self preservation mode and lash out. Often their initial reaction will be to label you as a "hater", Start falsely accusing you of doing the same thing or anything else they can drum up in order to absolve themself of any wrong doing. They will often go to great lengths in order to continue living in a fantasy land filled with their dellusions of grandeur.

Unsuspecting fool: "Damn girl you're amazingly beautiful"😍😍😘

Ex victim: "She's Snapfishing you bro,Don't fall for it. I met up with her once and when I got there I was greated by a girl that looked a bit like her but with fewer chromosomes and a lot more inbreeding along the family tree. I asked who she was and how she knew my name and she said "It's me silly"In a deep scratchy voice. I immediately turned around and ran for my fukn life!!!

Unsuspecting fool: Omg thanks for the heads up!

snapfishing by Jess S.2017 October 26, 2017

snapfish

A Snapfish is a conjunction of two words:
Snap; implying a tight, grip like fit of something (think Tupperware lids), and
Fish; referring to the greatest of man's inventions, the pussy.

I had some vaginal intercourse with Mrs. Asia—She has a snapfish, my cock is actually longer and thinner now, huzzah.

snapfish by Audiocronic March 21, 2007

Snapfish

A combination of the application Snapchat and the word selfish. The act of being inconsiderate or selfish with one's snapchat usage. Those who are being snapfish only "open" snaps, never send any of their own, or possibly send snaps of lesser value in return

"Damnit Sheena! You always open my snaps but never send me
anything back! You're SO snapfish."

"Bro 1: Bro, I sent crystal like an 8 sec nudie. She sends me back a 5 sec snap of her face.

Bro 2: Snapfish bro, snapfish.

Snapfish by EZLN¡yaBasta! November 11, 2014

East Austin Slapfight

A fight characterized by both combatants being underskilled in actual fisticuffs. Participants generally rely on rhetorical jousting as well as simple cheating.

The only way The Left could win an East Austin slapfight is by tying razor blades to his hands and pretending it was a cockfight to the death.

East Austin Slapfight by City Limits January 18, 2006