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slapwich 

a slapwich is the exact moment when your two hands come together and meet someones face.
"I just gave him a slapwich." Computer not working? Give it a slapwich.
slapwich by swrkrtude November 14, 2012
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slapadick 

The act of bitch-slapping a penis whilst the owner of the penis is not awake, and is sleeping. Can be commited by both genders and can sometimes hurt more than a

lot. In fact, quite a bit more.
Friend: I hear you broke up with billy last night! Me: Sure I did. I give him one hell of a slapadick after he told me he was breaking up with me. That penis is gonna have my handprint on it for years to come.
slapadick by Bindywindy June 10, 2014

slapwhich 

My hands are the bread and your face is the lunch meat.
Steve is being a douchbag. He needs a slapwhich for brunch.
slapwhich by double bitch slap December 29, 2013

Snapabitch 

Snapabitch is a term used to describe a person who works in a tool factory and is very short tempered. Snapabitch normally will lash out at anyone who gets near them and they always say, "you were in my way!."
Ashley: " Did you see how she almost ran me over?"

Eric: "Yeah, she is totally being a "Snapabitch" today!"
Snapabitch by Derek Higgins April 18, 2011

Slapalicious 

When something is so good you need to spank yourself
Simon: Hey, have you seen that plushie?
Aaron: Yeah, it's so slapalicious

Slapalicious 

When something is so good you need to spank yourself
Simon: Isn't that plushie cute?
Aaron: Yeah, it's definitely slapalicious