slapwich

a slapwich is the exact moment when your two hands come together and meet someones face.

"I just gave him a slapwich." Computer not working? Give it a slapwich.

by swrkrtude November 14, 2012

Grand Slamwich

Everything that comes with a Grand Slam put into a sandwich instead. They're very popular. You don't get a choice, you must be put down for one. Everyone gets Grand Slamwiches. They're very popular. Two eggs, a sausage, some bacon, some ham, mayonnaise, cheese, and maple spread all inside a sandwich.

Goddammit I want some pancakes!" "I can slip some pancakes inside your Grand Slamwich ;)" "eeeeewwwwww!

by Jadik May 3, 2011

Ham Slamwiched

Ham Slamwiched is a state of drunkenness that is a combination of being hammered and slammed, while having food on your mind or having the drunk munchies. Typically this state is achieved after a night of heavy drinking in which a liquid diet has left your body craving for solid food.

I was so ham slamwiched last night that I ate 3 burritos after going out to the bars.

by greenmachine44 February 4, 2010

Ham-Slamwich

Vigorous anal sex.

Rachel bent over in her bathrobe and the next thing ya know boom, ham-slamwich.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Slamwich

A sexual encounter that involves two guys under 150 pounds as the bread and one fat bitch over 250 pounds serving as the meat. Similar to an Eiffel Tower but more commonly found in backwoods towns and rural areas.

Dude we got so hammered we Slamwiched that waitress from Denny's last night!!

by Whettin Inn Manager August 30, 2010

slapwhich

My hands are the bread and your face is the lunch meat.

Steve is being a douchbag. He needs a slapwhich for brunch.

by double bitch slap December 29, 2013

Grand Slamwich

The sexually glorious act of being sandwiched between two greasy men in a Denny's bathroom.

Derrick got a Grand Slamwich this morning and couldn't finish his breakfast afterward.

by IronBeagle May 31, 2016