slapadick

The act of bitch-slapping a penis whilst the owner of the penis is not awake, and is sleeping. Can be commited by both genders and can sometimes hurt more than a

lot. In fact, quite a bit more.

Friend: I hear you broke up with billy last night! Me: Sure I did. I give him one hell of a slapadick after he told me he was breaking up with me. That penis is gonna have my handprint on it for years to come.

by Bindywindy June 10, 2014

Camp Slipadick

A summer camp for under privileged super models.

I was a counselor at "Camp Slipadick"!

by Pete Negwaski! October 17, 2008

slapsticky

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.

Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"

by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

banana slapstick

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.

His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

slapdick

Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.

- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"

by Aubtin March 10, 2008

Slapdicking

To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective

After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys

by Balls Sydon October 29, 2013

slapdick

SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

by Fred July 23, 2004