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Skypesturbation

Skypesturbation is the term for masturbating while engaged in communication while using Skype internet telephony; usually involving video.
"This Canadian girl and I have been doing marathon, 3 hour skypesturbation session!"
Skypesturbation by mobbSF November 1, 2009

Skypturbate

Often used by long distance couples or webcam porn stars, this is when two people watch each other masturbating on Skype to engage in sexual activity without actually being together.
1)
Salem: I'm really horny but too far away to fuck, wanna skypturbate?
Matt: Yeah sure.
2)
Bennett: I finally convinced my gf to upgrade from sexting and skypturbate me while we're apart for the summer.
Skypturbate by selaharan July 9, 2012

snapsturbated 

Masturbating to pictures sent via snapchat & trying to complete the task at hand within the time frame set by the person who sent the snap
Lisa sent me a nudie pic thru Snapchat & I snapsturbated to orgasm in 10 seconds
snapsturbated by crad71 November 11, 2013

Skypsterbation 

Masturbating or performing sexual acts while skyping.
My roommate was performing skypsterbation with her boyfriend while the door was open, and it was incredibly awkward.

snapsturbate 

Rick: "Yo Chester, did you see her boobs on her snap story?"
Chester: "Yes Rick, I'm all lubed up and ready to snapsturbate to them!"

Skypesturbate 

v.
The act of masturbating while chatting with someone via the online messaging service Skype.
I'm about to go skypesturbate with this totally hot babe from Italy that I met online.

I can't wait to skypesturbate all night with my boyfriend.

In my spare time, I like to randomly ask people to skypesturbate but it is pretty much a guaranteed "ew you're a creep! Stop masturbating you weirdo freak foo face dude!" Bummer.

I'd rather get a Joejob any day, but skypesturbating is pretty cool, too.
Skypesturbate by Power-up April 15, 2011
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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