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Skypturbate

Often used by long distance couples or webcam porn stars, this is when two people watch each other masturbating on Skype to engage in sexual activity without actually being together.
1)
Salem: I'm really horny but too far away to fuck, wanna skypturbate?
Matt: Yeah sure.
2)
Bennett: I finally convinced my gf to upgrade from sexting and skypturbate me while we're apart for the summer.
Skypturbate by selaharan July 9, 2012
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Skyperbate 

Verb: To have a masturbation session with someone on Skype.
Let's skyperbate tomorrow around 3, I really miss your touch.
Skyperbate by ChanGenious October 15, 2009

skypsturbate 

The act of masturbating over skype.
"I love to skypsturbate with my boyfriend."
skypsturbate by imagivr August 22, 2011

Skypterbating 

masturibating while on skype
I walked in on my roomate Dylan B, skypterbating.
Skypterbating by Elliot S.. October 19, 2009

Skypesturbate 

v.
The act of masturbating while chatting with someone via the online messaging service Skype.
I'm about to go skypesturbate with this totally hot babe from Italy that I met online.

I can't wait to skypesturbate all night with my boyfriend.

In my spare time, I like to randomly ask people to skypesturbate but it is pretty much a guaranteed "ew you're a creep! Stop masturbating you weirdo freak foo face dude!" Bummer.

I'd rather get a Joejob any day, but skypesturbating is pretty cool, too.
Skypesturbate by Power-up April 15, 2011

Skyperbate 

The act of performing sexual activity or masturbating via the Skype network.
Man, I Skyperbate all the time with my girl.
Skyperbate by JRob_ March 25, 2011

skyperbate 

When one is skyping with another user and one or both members of the conversation are exploring their bodies sexually aka two people watching each other masterbate via video and getting off to it.
Dan chooses youporn when he wants to get off. Nora instead skyperbates when she wants to fling her bean.
skyperbate by Dora Cammy October 7, 2009
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