snapsturbate 

To vigorously masturbate to (or on) snapchat.

Rick: "Yo Chester, did you see her boobs on her snap story?"
Chester: "Yes Rick, I'm all lubed up and ready to snapsturbate to them!"

snapsturbate by ExplosivePussyHumps March 15, 2016

snapsturbate 

Snapchatting with someone and exchanging nude/lewd photos to the point of escalating to exchanged masturbation photos and videos. Usually to the point of climax.

Ex) I snapsturbated with Andrea last night and now my sheets are al crunchy.

snapsturbate by mahahario January 20, 2016

Sadsturbate 

The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles.

John Proctor's girlfriend broke up with him so he decided to sadsturbate in order to ease the sorrow.

Sadsturbate by Carl Grimes April 17, 2016

Sadsturbate 

Masturbation while in an intense period of remorse or sadness, lubrication naturally forming from tears raining down on one's frowny poundy

Sam was so upset when the Patriots lost to the Ravens that he sadsturbated for months in his room before he ran out of tears and boners.

Sadsturbate by TeamKeefe January 23, 2013

Sadsturbate 

When you masturbate to take your mind off something that's making you sad.

"Aw man...I'm so sad about my girl breaking up with me...I can't sleep..."
"Time to sadsturbate!"

Sadsturbate by bassmanmiles92 June 29, 2011

shasturbate 

The act of masturbating while defecating.

I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.

shasturbate by vink pink February 10, 2005

napsturbate 

Verb: the physical act of napping after a satisfying session of masturbation.

Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.

*Trademarked by SA

napsturbate by urbdicuser June 13, 2014