Skypesturbate

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v.
The act of masturbating while chatting with someone via the online messaging service Skype.

I'm about to go skypesturbate with this totally hot babe from Italy that I met online.

I can't wait to skypesturbate all night with my boyfriend.

In my spare time, I like to randomly ask people to skypesturbate but it is pretty much a guaranteed "ew you're a creep! Stop masturbating you weirdo freak foo face dude!" Bummer.

I'd rather get a Joejob any day, but skypesturbating is pretty cool, too.

Skypesturbate by Power-up April 15, 2011

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Skypesterbation

When two parties are Skyping and one or both perform self-satisfying sexual acts upon themselves for the pleasure of the other.

My girlfriend and I partake of skypesterbation when she is away on business trips.

Skypesterbation by Jchrizzle July 9, 2010

Related Words

Skypesturbate • Skypesturbation • Skypesurbate • skypeturbate • skypsturbate • Skypesterbation • Skypeterbate • Skypturbate

Skypesturbation

Skypesturbation is the term for masturbating while engaged in communication while using Skype internet telephony; usually involving video.

"This Canadian girl and I have been doing marathon, 3 hour skypesturbation session!"

Skypesturbation by mobbSF November 1, 2009

skypsturbate

The act of masturbating over skype.

"I love to skypsturbate with my boyfriend."

skypsturbate by imagivr August 22, 2011

Skypturbate

Often used by long distance couples or webcam porn stars, this is when two people watch each other masturbating on Skype to engage in sexual activity without actually being together.

1)
Salem: I'm really horny but too far away to fuck, wanna skypturbate?
Matt: Yeah sure.
2)
Bennett: I finally convinced my gf to upgrade from sexting and skypturbate me while we're apart for the summer.

Skypturbate by selaharan July 9, 2012

Skypesurbate

Masturbating to one another over the Skype video network.

I know we live in different cities baby but maybe we can skypesurbate tonight online. Origin John Waltman

Skypesurbate by John Waltman September 2, 2010

Skypeterbate

When two people masturbate to each other through Skype video.

Alyssa and I skypeterbated each other last night. It was so amazing!

Skypeterbate by 3sexy5me September 4, 2015

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026