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Swishy Dog

A Swishy Dog is a prank to play on either a sleeping, drunk, or otherwise incapacitated person at a party or wherever the situation permits. Simply wait until the victim passes out, or is sleeping. Next, take a room temperature hot dog and insert it into the victims mouth. "Swish" the hot dog all around the inside of their mouth, teeth and gums, forcefully if needed to ensure that they will wake up. continue to slap it across their face and forehead until they open their eyes. Next, hide the hot dog, unzip your fly and pull your dick out of your pants and present it close to the victims face. If properly executed, the victim will suspect that they just got finished getting mouth raped and subsequently never be the asshole who passes out at a party again.
After falling asleep to an episode his favorite show, Harry Paratesties woke up abruptly to something forcing itself in and around his mouth emitting a salty taste throughout. As he opened his eyes he immediately was horrified at the large, uncut penis that swayed before him. A burst of laughter ensued as all of his friends accused him of blowing another man. But everyone at the party knew that he hadn't, he was just the victim of a perfectly executed Swishy Dog. (See also; felching for duckbutter)
Swishy Dog by FupaGunt March 7, 2015
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The Swishy Coat 

The long black trench coat that adorns the shoulders of the ever so sexy Benedict Cumberbatch a.k.a Sherlock Holmes in the BBC series Sherlock.

The swishy coat is known to intimidate even the most stubborn of people, and will occasionally make Cumberbitches go into fan-girl fits of lust, as well as make Sherlock seem like a total classy badass. (not as effective as The Purple Shirt of Sex)
Sherlock Holmes could only look sexier if he was wearing the swishy coat.

Swishy Hair

A hair style often worn by teenage boys where the hair length is between the eyebrows and nose and has a slight curl up at the end. The boy will often flick his head to the side making his hair 'swish' to one side therefore creating swishy hair. This hair style is often popular among the surfing community
Heyy that dude has swishy hair!

Check out the surfer with the swish
Swishy Hair by June Snow August 22, 2009
1. To have a crush on someone

2. A squeezing hug while both saying "skwwwwish" usually involving the rubbing together of noses

3. Charlene
1. "Mary has a skwish on Joe"

2. Joe: "That Mary gave me a big skwish last night"
Bob: "Dude, score!"

3. "Hey Skwish, can you get me a beer"
skwish by The Skwish May 4, 2006
Skishy is the act of tilting after only a few minutes in a game and proceeding to run it down while splitpushing even while not playing a splitpusher for the whole game whilst telling everyone "Im not running in".
"Stop being a Skishy you idiot, you're ruining all the fun"
Skishy by Shishky March 25, 2022
A term used when a woman cums especially Asian women

Or

An moaning sound during sex when at climax
She liked my performance in bed and when she came she said skishy!
skishy by Detailer101 December 9, 2015
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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