skwishy

A male's penis when it's not erected

"Look at his skwishy! It's so tiny!!"

by anonymous February 18, 2005

Swishy Dog

A Swishy Dog is a prank to play on either a sleeping, drunk, or otherwise incapacitated person at a party or wherever the situation permits. Simply wait until the victim passes out, or is sleeping. Next, take a room temperature hot dog and insert it into the victims mouth. "Swish" the hot dog all around the inside of their mouth, teeth and gums, forcefully if needed to ensure that they will wake up. continue to slap it across their face and forehead until they open their eyes. Next, hide the hot dog, unzip your fly and pull your dick out of your pants and present it close to the victims face. If properly executed, the victim will suspect that they just got finished getting mouth raped and subsequently never be the asshole who passes out at a party again.

After falling asleep to an episode his favorite show, Harry Paratesties woke up abruptly to something forcing itself in and around his mouth emitting a salty taste throughout. As he opened his eyes he immediately was horrified at the large, uncut penis that swayed before him. A burst of laughter ensued as all of his friends accused him of blowing another man. But everyone at the party knew that he hadn't, he was just the victim of a perfectly executed Swishy Dog. (See also; felching for duckbutter)

by FupaGunt March 7, 2015

The Swishy Coat

The long black trench coat that adorns the shoulders of the ever so sexy Benedict Cumberbatch a.k.a Sherlock Holmes in the BBC series Sherlock.

The swishy coat is known to intimidate even the most stubborn of people, and will occasionally make Cumberbitches go into fan-girl fits of lust, as well as make Sherlock seem like a total classy badass. (not as effective as The Purple Shirt of Sex)

Sherlock Holmes could only look sexier if he was wearing the swishy coat.

by Amelia Cumberbatch July 5, 2011

Swishy Hair

A hair style often worn by teenage boys where the hair length is between the eyebrows and nose and has a slight curl up at the end. The boy will often flick his head to the side making his hair 'swish' to one side therefore creating swishy hair. This hair style is often popular among the surfing community

Heyy that dude has swishy hair!

Check out the surfer with the swish

by June Snow August 22, 2009

skwish

1. To have a crush on someone

2. A squeezing hug while both saying "skwwwwish" usually involving the rubbing together of noses

3. Charlene

1. "Mary has a skwish on Joe"

2. Joe: "That Mary gave me a big skwish last night"
Bob: "Dude, score!"

3. "Hey Skwish, can you get me a beer"

by The Skwish May 4, 2006

Skishy

Skishy is the act of tilting after only a few minutes in a game and proceeding to run it down while splitpushing even while not playing a splitpusher for the whole game whilst telling everyone "Im not running in".

"Stop being a Skishy you idiot, you're ruining all the fun"

by Shishky March 25, 2022

skishy

A term used when a woman cums especially Asian women

Or

An moaning sound during sex when at climax

She liked my performance in bed and when she came she said skishy!

by Detailer101 December 9, 2015