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a word said by teachers that makes little boys, usually in 2nd or 3rd grade, break into hysterical fits of laughter, because it ryhmes with erection. what also makes them crack up is, penis, balls, sperm and others sexual things.
Teacher:"Independence hall was erected in 1760"
Little boys:"hehehe" (cover mouths) hehehe.
erected by Will January 8, 2005

Erected Arnold 

50% Vodka, 50% Arnold Palmer. Its called an Erected Arnold because the drink is "hard"
That dude was chugging an erected Arnold all night
Erected Arnold by erected arnold January 1, 2010

Trust Your Elected Leaders 

To place blind faith in your elected representatives with out holding them to account.

Something only a complete fool would do.
Too amny Americans Thrust their elected leaders.

Red was ejected. 

Red is always sus in Among Sus
Red was ejected. by Abominatiogus February 1, 2022

erectermination

The process of cock slapping a plethora of people with the male genital erection until all of humanity is exterminated.

Pass tense: erecterminated
I wish I had some friends to talk to, too bad I erecterminated the world last weekend.

Or

I'm the Adolf Hitler of erectermination. Can I buy you a drink?
erectermination by R.A.D April 2, 2008
Getting kicked out from a place or venue.
Ah man... I've just been ejected from the bar by the security guard because I was drunk and started punching people.
Ejected by Mandolye January 11, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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