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skishy
skishy by Detailer101 December 9, 2015
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Swishy Dog
A Swishy Dog is a prank to play on either a sleeping, drunk, or otherwise incapacitated person at a party or wherever the situation permits. Simply wait until the victim passes out, or is sleeping. Next, take a room temperature hot dog and insert it into the victims mouth. "Swish" the hot dog all around the inside of their mouth, teeth and gums, forcefully if needed to ensure that they will wake up. continue to slap it across their face and forehead until they open their eyes. Next, hide the hot dog, unzip your fly and pull your dick out of your pants and present it close to the victims face. If properly executed, the victim will suspect that they just got finished getting mouth raped and subsequently never be the asshole who passes out at a party again.
After falling asleep to an episode his favorite show, Harry Paratesties woke up abruptly to something forcing itself in and around his mouth emitting a salty taste throughout. As he opened his eyes he immediately was horrified at the large, uncut penis that swayed before him. A burst of laughter ensued as all of his friends accused him of blowing another man. But everyone at the party knew that he hadn't, he was just the victim of a perfectly executed Swishy Dog. (See also; felching for duckbutter)
Swishy Dog by FupaGunt March 7, 2015
skishing
A predicament of overt moistness when a lady finds herself in a state of extreme sexual arousal. For example; Fanny slaver, when a lady moistens, gushing.
Gary Barlow + Michael Buble = me skishing everywhere
Ere she just skished all over
Owauy, that Teesside minge king just skished
Ere she just skished all over
Owauy, that Teesside minge king just skished
skishing by Bucketfullofjizzpouritoverliz January 4, 2012
The Swishy Coat
The long black trench coat that adorns the shoulders of the ever so sexy Benedict Cumberbatch a.k.a Sherlock Holmes in the BBC series Sherlock.
The swishy coat is known to intimidate even the most stubborn of people, and will occasionally make Cumberbitches go into fan-girl fits of lust, as well as make Sherlock seem like a total classy badass. (not as effective as The Purple Shirt of Sex)
The swishy coat is known to intimidate even the most stubborn of people, and will occasionally make Cumberbitches go into fan-girl fits of lust, as well as make Sherlock seem like a total classy badass. (not as effective as The Purple Shirt of Sex)
The Swishy Coat by Amelia Cumberbatch July 5, 2011
Swishy Hair
A hair style often worn by teenage boys where the hair length is between the eyebrows and nose and has a slight curl up at the end. The boy will often flick his head to the side making his hair 'swish' to one side therefore creating swishy hair. This hair style is often popular among the surfing community
Swishy Hair by June Snow August 22, 2009
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