the heavier, more common (usually teen or early twenties age) copycat; species Skank-o-potamus usually displays muffin top and back fat rolls, but mimics dress and behavior of Sluttasaurus Rex. Often found in bars and malls. Generally has fewer diseases but not for lack of trying.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.