the heavier, more common (usually teen or early twenties age) copycat; species Skank-o-potamus usually displays muffin top and back fat rolls, but mimics dress and behavior of Sluttasaurus Rex. Often found in bars and malls. Generally has fewer diseases but not for lack of trying.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.