sperm salad

The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.

Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

Spunk funk

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.

I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

potent spunk

Justin wiseman’s beautiful cock he plays on PlayStation.

I want to fuck potent spunk

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

Penis

A male organ used to Cumblast mostly black women to white wash their ass and quit being such a ho.

White bro 1 I cumblasted shanequa Williams last night with my penis she cleaned it all up.
White bro 2 Williams? Damn, no homo I cumblasted her mom last night also.

Both white bros together: bro, we should touch tips.

by Spunkfunk August 16, 2023