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potomus by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008
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Skank-o-potomus
the heavier, more common (usually teen or early twenties age) copycat; species Skank-o-potamus usually displays muffin top and back fat rolls, but mimics dress and behavior of Sluttasaurus Rex. Often found in bars and malls. Generally has fewer diseases but not for lack of trying.
Skank-o-potomus by hunterlilly13@hotmail.com May 31, 2009
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potomus • skankopotomus • potamus • potomas • Potomaus • potomist • potomistic • Huffo'potamus • elephan-potamus • peter potamus
douche o potamus
Similar in type and variety to a "Douche Bag" only of a far heavier stature.
1. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
2a of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
3. One with an intolerable personality.
1. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
2a of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
3. One with an intolerable personality.
Oh My Effing God, look at that douche o potamus over there acting like he actually know's what's going on.
douche o potamus by Pretty Boy January 28, 2010
douche-o-potamus
a severe douche, a mega douchebag, one who has reached the pinnacle of douchedom, a simpleton with issues.
douche-o-potamus by Fillmore Slim March 29, 2005
snarfa-potamus
A person of larger stature, whom may be of either sex, that bitches and complains all the time. People of that fall into this catagory usually smell of crotch cheese.
snarfa-potamus by oogitty boogitty April 1, 2009
peter potamus
A sex act involving two men and a woman. During double-anal penetration (both men putting their "Peter" in her "Potamus"), the woman starts a low howl; she is then joined by both men as their vocalizations evolve into a Hippo Hurricane Holler, which lasts either until both men ejaculate inside her or the three start laughing so much as to make sex impracticable.
Based on the cartoon character Peter Potamus, inspired by a misheard lyric from "3," the Britney Spears song about guy-guy-girl sex -- instead of "One, two, three / Peter, Paul & Mary," the listener heard "One, two, three / Peter Potamus me."
Based on the cartoon character Peter Potamus, inspired by a misheard lyric from "3," the Britney Spears song about guy-guy-girl sex -- instead of "One, two, three / Peter, Paul & Mary," the listener heard "One, two, three / Peter Potamus me."
Dude: Bro, what happened last night?
Bro: Dude, I can't believe you don't remember! You and I righteously peter potamused that chick from the party.
Dude: Awesome, bro! Did we make it through, or break up laughing again?
Bro: Dude, I can't believe you don't remember! You and I righteously peter potamused that chick from the party.
Dude: Awesome, bro! Did we make it through, or break up laughing again?
peter potamus by PeterP123 April 11, 2010
Fag-o-potamus
A term used to affectionately bring attention to a morbidly obese homosexual without calling them a morbidly obese homosexual.
Fag-o-potamus by razorpig September 9, 2011
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