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skankopotomus by m May 13, 2005
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Skankapotamus
A good for nothing whore who ruins the lives of those around it, and threatens to kill it self so people will pay it attention. It has many diseases so if you come in contact with it bathe immediately afterward.
Skankapotamus by SKANKHUNTER25 November 24, 2009
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skankapotamus by bozo rutabaga February 28, 2009
shankapotomus
Someone who can't keep the ball in play during a round of golf. Hitting the ball to the extreme right (slice) or extreme left (hook).
shankapotomus by nonshank-golfer October 31, 2009
Skankapotomus
Noun used to describe an overweight slutty girl. These girls generally have pretty faces ,but more than the recommended amount of muffin top. Also know as Torrid girls, these girls can be mistaken for pretty while one is hammered. These are known as a "Chubby Chaser's Dream". Much of the time, a skankapotmomus wears loose clothing so one could only notice her massive breasts while hiding their 20 pounds of excess heft. These women are shady and sneaky about their extra lard. Approach with caution and these nuclear bombs will not go off on you. Waking up next to a skankapotomus is like waking up next to a tranny. Fool arounf with caution. Or a girl who is overweight but wears clothes for someone of a smaller staure.
Skankapotomus by theNAKEDtruth November 1, 2010
Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex
The Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex is a very rare creature. There are only two know in the entire world. This creature can be found in it's natural habitat: on a toilet licking cream pies at lightning speeds. It walks in a rather awkward way with it's knees bent and kicks it self in the but while in motion. It can move at speeds of fast. It may even be able to be trained to do tricks if rewarded by tissues. Common tricks include: rolling over, playing dead, and shitting on que.
Person 1: Did you hear that Chuck Norris actually owns a Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex?
Person 2: No, I haven't, that is simply amazing!
Person 2: No, I haven't, that is simply amazing!
Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex by Tomster595 March 27, 2009
skankapotomous
an incredibly unnatractive and fat skank
skankapotomous by The big Knepptizzle September 26, 2005
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