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skunk monkey

A condition a man gets if his penis isn’t cleaned after anal sex!
(1/2) The wife got a little drunk the last night of the camping trip and decided to try a little trunk humpin. But the showers were closed until morning so I woke up with skunk monkey!
by Denhamj February 24, 2018
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skunk-monkey

aka butt-monkey, a person who can shave his butt and walk backwards and noone would know the difference
The guy who stole my toilet is a butt-monkey/skunk monkey
by little man September 9, 2003
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Skunk Monkey

A smelly annoying asshole. Who sells drugs. Holds his illegal gun, he knows nothing about and is ready to jam, sideways because he's retarded. He wises he was cool, but is a Fuck Boy.

A Gangsta Rapper.

Also known as the American Ape, Porch Monkey, Apple Tree Ornament, Brillo Pad, or Nigger.
That fucking Skunk Monkey tried to sell me crack again
by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024
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Skunk Monkey

an individual or group of individuals displaying extremely stinky primate behaviors.
Everytime I go to a restaurant, I can always cont on a group of skunk monkeys to make a show about their bill and run out without paying or tipping.
by Turnt Team Captain October 10, 2025
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The Monkey Fucking The Skunk

This is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. Usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.
Boy, I tell you what, I'm like the monkey fucking the skunk, I've had about all this stinking sumbitch I can stand.
by Hard Ass May 22, 2003
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Skunk money

ME:Yo Steve do you wanna skunk money it
STEVE:I don't know looks a bit dangerous

ME:Do it for the boyz?
by Rat pudding 49 January 27, 2017
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Spunk monkey

A girl who, whilst normal in other sexual respects, makes ape-like sounds when receiving sperm in her face.
Yeah! She squealed like a spunk monkey!
by Jimlad September 10, 2003
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