skunk-monkey
aka butt-monkey, a person who can shave his butt and walk backwards and noone would know the difference
skunk-monkey by little man September 9, 2003
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skunk monkey
(1/2) The wife got a little drunk the last night of the camping trip and decided to try a little trunk humpin. But the showers were closed until morning so I woke up with skunk monkey!
skunk monkey by Denhamj February 24, 2018
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Skunk Monkey
A smelly annoying asshole. Who sells drugs. Holds his illegal gun, he knows nothing about and is ready to jam, sideways because he's retarded. He wises he was cool, but is a Fuck Boy.
A Gangsta Rapper.
Also known as the American Ape, Porch Monkey, Apple Tree Ornament, Brillo Pad, or Nigger.
A Gangsta Rapper.
Also known as the American Ape, Porch Monkey, Apple Tree Ornament, Brillo Pad, or Nigger.
Skunk Monkey by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024
Skunk Monkey
Everytime I go to a restaurant, I can always cont on a group of skunk monkeys to make a show about their bill and run out without paying or tipping.
Skunk Monkey by Turnt Team Captain October 10, 2025
The Monkey Fucking The Skunk
This is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. Usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.
Boy, I tell you what, I'm like the monkey fucking the skunk, I've had about all this stinking sumbitch I can stand.
The Monkey Fucking The Skunk by Hard Ass May 22, 2003
Skunk money
ME:Yo Steve do you wanna skunk money it
STEVE:I don't know looks a bit dangerous
ME:Do it for the boyz?
STEVE:I don't know looks a bit dangerous
ME:Do it for the boyz?
Skunk money by Rat pudding 49 January 27, 2017
Spunk monkey
A girl who, whilst normal in other sexual respects, makes ape-like sounds when receiving sperm in her face.
Spunk monkey by Jimlad September 10, 2003
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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