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Skankapotamus 

A good for nothing whore who ruins the lives of those around it, and threatens to kill it self so people will pay it attention. It has many diseases so if you come in contact with it bathe immediately afterward.
There has been a skankapotamus sighting in the raleigh area!!
Skankapotamus by SKANKHUNTER25 November 24, 2009

skankapotamus 

similar to a hosebag; easily pursuaded to copulation with losers
my ex is such a skankapotamus
skankapotamus by bozo rutabaga February 28, 2009

Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex 

The Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex is a very rare creature. There are only two know in the entire world. This creature can be found in it's natural habitat: on a toilet licking cream pies at lightning speeds. It walks in a rather awkward way with it's knees bent and kicks it self in the but while in motion. It can move at speeds of fast. It may even be able to be trained to do tricks if rewarded by tissues. Common tricks include: rolling over, playing dead, and shitting on que.
Person 1: Did you hear that Chuck Norris actually owns a Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex?

Person 2: No, I haven't, that is simply amazing!

Skankapotamus 

A white trash looking, droopy boob toting female, that likes to steak boyfriends. Also has greasy hair and bad skin and is chubby!
I cannot believe he is dating that skankapotamus!
Skankapotamus by Twinkies May 7, 2009

Skankapotamus 

A person who’s infidelity and action wreck a house and family like a hippopotamus would if it lived in a house.
Jamie is not only a skank but a skankapotamus because she caused several families and homes to be destroyed by her actions.
Skankapotamus by Yum81 May 24, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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