skank-a-potamus

When someone is being a skank and/or being lazy. Can virtually be used at anytime or place.

"Stop being a skank-a-potamus"

"You're such a skank-a-potamus"

by mo-neek-e-sa January 10, 2010

Skankapotamus

A good for nothing whore who ruins the lives of those around it, and threatens to kill it self so people will pay it attention. It has many diseases so if you come in contact with it bathe immediately afterward.

There has been a skankapotamus sighting in the raleigh area!!

by SKANKHUNTER25 November 24, 2009

skankapotamus

similar to a hosebag; easily pursuaded to copulation with losers

my ex is such a skankapotamus

by bozo rutabaga February 28, 2009

Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex

The Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex is a very rare creature. There are only two know in the entire world. This creature can be found in it's natural habitat: on a toilet licking cream pies at lightning speeds. It walks in a rather awkward way with it's knees bent and kicks it self in the but while in motion. It can move at speeds of fast. It may even be able to be trained to do tricks if rewarded by tissues. Common tricks include: rolling over, playing dead, and shitting on que.

Person 1: Did you hear that Chuck Norris actually owns a Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex?

Person 2: No, I haven't, that is simply amazing!

by Tomster595 March 27, 2009

Skankapotamus

A white trash looking, droopy boob toting female, that likes to steak boyfriends. Also has greasy hair and bad skin and is chubby!

I cannot believe he is dating that skankapotamus!

by Twinkies May 7, 2009

Skankapotamus

A person who’s infidelity and action wreck a house and family like a hippopotamus would if it lived in a house.

Jamie is not only a skank but a skankapotamus because she caused several families and homes to be destroyed by her actions.

by Yum81 May 24, 2022