skullback

Alternative term for a facelift

Regina didn't get eye surgery, she got a skullback that tightened her face up just right.

by Crankygato July 21, 2022

shellbacker

straight military guy, usually Navy, who does gay "solo jerk-off" videos for gay guys for extra cash...a profitable endeavor that doesn't make them gay...just means they are confident with their packages and love getting paid money for something they usually do for free by themselves...

Ensign Hawkins earns extra spending money as a shellbacker when he's on shore leave.

by bottomboy_tj December 28, 2014

Skullaceous

A male or female who's facial features are too skull-like.

Did you see Heidi Fleiss on "CelebrityRehab"? That bitch's face is Skullaceous.

by MonkeyChamp January 19, 2010

golden shellback

adj. A US Navy (and possibly other nations) tradition that occurs when a ship and it's company crosses the equator and the international dateline simultaneously. In doing so, the wog, and even plain shellbacks must go through an initiation process; an accepted form of hazing in todays military. Its should also be noted that when the dateline is crossed, you skip a day. Davey Jones Himself as well as Neptune join in on the fun as well. After all is said and done, a steel beach picnic usually follows this time honored tradition.

sailor #1- "Back in the day, when I was aboard the USS Forrestal during a WESTPAC cruise we obtained our Golden Shellback status."

sailor #2- "What's a Golden Shellback?"

sailor #1-"You're such a slimey wog!"

by Sanctimonious January 30, 2008

shellback

A US Navy tradition that occurs when a ship crosses the equator. Any sailor or Marine who's first time passing the equator is subjected to a hazing ritual called "Shellbacking."

When I sailed with the 15th MEU out of Camp Pendleton I got Shellbacked.

by Matt_usmc September 13, 2008

Skullfucker

Skullfucker (S'ck~uhll.fuh'ckurr) adj. Skullfuckery, verb. Skullfuck m/f Skullfucker:

A 'skullfucker' is someone who fucks you in the skull. Either in the eye socket, or mouth, or anywhere else where the penis can penetrate the skull, such as a hole smashed in the back of the skull with a hammer so you can feel the brains on your cock and shoot semen directly onto the area that gives people horrifying nightmares of dicks entering their skulls and shooting semen into their brains to impregnate them with the children of the master race of skullfuckers.

Suzy's a slut, she'll give you skull for weed.

Ashley skulled me all night till I busted in her throat.

Ethel has a glass eye so I skullfucked her socket and lubed it up with my semen for her glass eye. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

by D Pereira December 30, 2003

Skullfuck

v. The action of inserting one's erect penis into the eye-socket of another person and proceeding to thrust your hips back and forth, thereby "fucking" their skull.

"Look at me while I skullfuck you"

by Temptation September 7, 2005