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Skullface

A woman, way past her prime, that frequents Rock and Biker bars in a desperate attempt to have fun. From the rear she looks deceivingly attractive but as you get closer and she turns around; Blamo! You see her face is weather beaten and drawn, like that of crypt keeper on meth.
This deception of beauty is achieved by wearing revealing clothing and wearing her hair long, to cover her hideously time worn face.
She dances on the bar drunk, searching for young attractive women to friend and steal their youth. She should be approached with caution like Medusa, never gaze into her sunken in eye sockets or accept a drink from her, then she will never leave.
While I was walking down the street I saw a hot chick up ahead, as I got closer she flipped her hair back and revealed her skullface. The icy stare from her sunken eyes and her toothless grin forced me to puke in the bushes nearby.
by Lord evil January 20, 2014
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Skullface

A typical look of the haggard junkie, you see inhabiting all of our major cities.
Ian Brown is a typical skullface

As is Skeletor, but he has no skin.

See Gallowgate and Saltmarket areas of Glasgow for skullfaces in their natural habitat.
by El Salto of Garngad September 11, 2009
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Skullaceous

A male or female who's facial features are too skull-like.
Did you see Heidi Fleiss on "CelebrityRehab"? That bitch's face is Skullaceous.
by MonkeyChamp January 19, 2010
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skullfried

"wow man im fuckin skullfried after smokin that blunt"
by chezz(P.I.) April 9, 2007
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smallface

An individual, likely to be inbred, with all of his/her facial features in a very small area (about a 3" x 3" area) and completely lacking a supraorbital ridge. Smallfaces are most often found at NASCAR events. The most famous examples include the pitcher Randy Johnson and the banjo-playing kid from the movie Deliverance.
Jim: Hey,Mary Lou, what do you think about my friend Bob? I think he kinda likes you.
Mary Lou: That sumbitch is a smallface. I mean, check out that face. His eyes, nose, and mouth are all within an inch of each other!
by seanstreck October 28, 2008
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Skullfucker

Skullfucker (S'ck~uhll.fuh'ckurr) adj. Skullfuckery, verb. Skullfuck m/f Skullfucker:

A 'skullfucker' is someone who fucks you in the skull. Either in the eye socket, or mouth, or anywhere else where the penis can penetrate the skull, such as a hole smashed in the back of the skull with a hammer so you can feel the brains on your cock and shoot semen directly onto the area that gives people horrifying nightmares of dicks entering their skulls and shooting semen into their brains to impregnate them with the children of the master race of skullfuckers.
Suzy's a slut, she'll give you skull for weed.

Ashley skulled me all night till I busted in her throat.

Ethel has a glass eye so I skullfucked her socket and lubed it up with my semen for her glass eye. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
by D Pereira December 30, 2003
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Skullfuck

v. The action of inserting one's erect penis into the eye-socket of another person and proceeding to thrust your hips back and forth, thereby "fucking" their skull.
"Look at me while I skullfuck you"
by Temptation September 7, 2005
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