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skronkey 

the bogey that sticks to your inner thumb & index fingernail alternatively as you try to flick it off; but still, the bugger wont budge!
winston: "ry, is you trying to give it some BOOYAKASHA or summint flickin' ya fingers like dat innit?"

ry: "nah mate, i got a skronkey on the go!"
skronkey by angry bry May 18, 2009
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Shronkey 

Derived from the movie “Shrek”: ½ Shrek, ½ Donkey A burley no necked bald man that resembles and OGER and acts like a total ASS.
No wonder Josh only goes out with skankey hoes, he is such a Shronkey!

Shronkey by Grondinelli January 20, 2009

Shronkey 

Definition: The sinful reminder that while your sins may be many, God's will always be greater.
Example:
Patricia: Hey (redacted), wanna look at my Shronkey fanfic?

(Redacted): y-your... your fucking what
Patrcia:
(Redacted):
Patricia
(Redacted):
Patricia: my shrek x donkey fanfic-
(Redacted): oh my fucking god patricia, your sins are many, but god's are apparently greater
Shronkey by squashDefinesStuff September 28, 2019

shronkey 

like if shrek and donkey fuck and the kids is shronkey then
shronkey
Skronky is a combination of skeevy, skeazy, and raunchy. When you've been at a rave for twelve hours and you find your pant legs have become saturated with a substance all the way up to the knees, that substance is skronky. This one kind of skronky substance, also called "raver gravy", often contains toxic goo from broken glowsticks, dust and dirt from warehouse floors, raver vomit, sparkly glitter and confetti raver trash, plastic from broken braclets and necklaces, crackwhore saliva, blood, condensation from dripping pipes above, and raw unfiltered cancer.
I was camping in the Bay and when I passed out in an old fire pit my friends gave me a shopping bag full of dirt to use as a pillow and I didn't realize what it was until morning and now I feel skronky.

Kat and Jarrod spitting phlegm on each other is too skronky for me to watch.
skronky by emdashed May 13, 2004

Stronkey Punch 

A variation of the Donkey Punch, in which a strap-on dildo is used.
Man, that bitch was so pissed, she stronkey punched me!
Stronkey Punch by Pezzmonster March 1, 2011

shronkey 

An offensive female. Based on the cartoon shrek, she is as ugly as shrek and as annoying as donkey.
Ewww...that girl is such a shronkey!
shronkey by bris campo May 28, 2008
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