scronkey

something that hits the window as a result of a violent sneeze

"that's the last scronkey thats gonna be hittin that window for a long time."

by anjel September 26, 2003

Scronkey

a mans scrotum so ratchet looking and barely the size of penis on a monkey.

he claims his dick is hung like a horse but i just give him the pleasure of telling him maybe a donkey, but that shit is so ratchet and smaller than a monkey, he gets big headed when i tell the girls how i call it scronkey.

by 0-kimotion November 27, 2016

Shronkey

Derived from the movie “Shrek”: ½ Shrek, ½ Donkey A burley no necked bald man that resembles and OGER and acts like a total ASS.

No wonder Josh only goes out with skankey hoes, he is such a Shronkey!

by Grondinelli January 20, 2009

Shronkey

Definition: The sinful reminder that while your sins may be many, God's will always be greater.

Example:
Patricia: Hey (redacted), wanna look at my Shronkey fanfic?

(Redacted): y-your... your fucking what
Patrcia:
(Redacted):
Patricia
(Redacted):
Patricia: my shrek x donkey fanfic-
(Redacted): oh my fucking god patricia, your sins are many, but god's are apparently greater

by squashDefinesStuff September 28, 2019

shronkey

like if shrek and donkey fuck and the kids is shronkey then

shronkey

by please approve my dicktionary October 6, 2020

Scronkers

Scronkers is a game similar to the classic game conkers, in conkers you swing as the name suggests conkers at each other. The way that scronkers is different to this is instead scrotums are used. To win you must either last until your opponent forfeits or until their balls literally break. In some variations of the game if you are to lose you fall prey to the winner and have to give a blow job, get tea bagged or anything they see fit.

Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:

A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn

E. No halting a match

It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.

Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.

I love to play scronkers with my mates!

I'm a professional scronkers player.

by TheKingOfScronkers February 26, 2020

Scronker

An offence towards elderly, bald, short, or overall different people

Another word for scrotum

He is such a Scronker

by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020