skronker 

A dirty person, that would make a tramp look clean. A doer of un-sanitary things, a complete scruffy scrounging fucker

"Skronker"
EXAMPLE 1. Gertrude: hey, I've just farted. In a bag, now I'm going to breathe it in and puke on myself for fun.
Boris: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!

EXAMPLE 2. Mary: I need the toilet
Jim: well go then.
Mary: I can't be bothered.
>1hour later with an oozing stink coming from mary<
Mary: I think I need to go to the toilet I shit myself.
Jim: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!

skronker by tattoomanjim January 23, 2011

skrinker 

To mosey about with no real definite purpose or direction. To get into something, and maybe to be sneaky about it. To do random, non-describable activities. To get into, to check out, to be sly.

"I'm going to skrinker in my closet to find an outfit to wear."

"I goofed off at work and just skrinkered online all day."

"I told him to skrinker up some plans for our date tonight."

skrinker by brookem7 October 6, 2008

Skonker 

The term "Skonker" is not widely used. A small group of friends who currently reside in Oakville, Ontario, use the term Skonker in replacement of "Skank" or "Slut". Sometimes a shorter version of Skonker is used, which is "Skonk".

Furthermore, Skonker is a term used to describe a certain type of girl. Skonker describes sexual promiscuity and can also be used to represent a girl of a lower socio-economic class or one who doesn't present herself in a well manner.

-Look at what those Skonkers are wearing.

-Don't talk to those girls, they're skonkers.

-Lets go pick up some Skonks tonight.

-That Skonk works the Tim Hortons drive-through.

-I nailed a skonker lastnight while her skonk friends were watching.

-Lets hit Kitchener and Cambridge this weekend, I got a couple skonkers lined up.

Skonker by Thrimsby McTholober May 14, 2008

skonkered 

The art of getting absolutely blind drunk. Also see, wasted. Also see, smashed.

"Omg did you see Mitchell last night? He got absolutely skonkered!"

skonkered by skonkered_slut69 April 27, 2017

Scronkers 

Scronkers is a game similar to the classic game conkers, in conkers you swing as the name suggests conkers at each other. The way that scronkers is different to this is instead scrotums are used. To win you must either last until your opponent forfeits or until their balls literally break. In some variations of the game if you are to lose you fall prey to the winner and have to give a blow job, get tea bagged or anything they see fit.

Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:

A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn

E. No halting a match

It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.

Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.

I love to play scronkers with my mates!

I'm a professional scronkers player.

Scronkers by TheKingOfScronkers February 26, 2020

Scronker 

An offence towards elderly, bald, short, or overall different people

Another word for scrotum

He is such a Scronker

Scronker by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020

skonker donk 

A slut or a skank

Shes such a skonker donk did you see they way she was grabbing him??

skonker donk by SkyKy March 23, 2016