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skronkette

Lady that walks into a bar dressed as a giant Biro pen. Only fan of the band 'Skronk'.
Sits on her todd in an empty room listening to the band with a bottle of Crumptons n a illegal Drum fag, which is dry as sand. No filter and no roach. She's a sad old gal that asks for a penny for the pigeons.
Jesus Christ!!! Have you seen that lass walk in as a giant Biro Pen!!!???
Aye, mate, she's the only Skronkette
skronkette by Tiger Baps September 18, 2013
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skunkette 

James Hardiman's Onyx is a naughty skunkette.
skunkette by Colin Ritter August 4, 2003
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Skunkette 

sexy, fun and way too cool for the ordinary lawn skunk
That girl was such a skunkette that he wasn't worthy of her presence and left her for a lizard.
Skunkette by crazydiamond74 January 19, 2010

Skankette 

A skank in training. Preferably a younger women who takes advantage of emotional men. But haven't mastered it like older skanks.
Hey, you know Tiffany?

Yeah, she's a total skank.

Her daughter is a definite skankette
Skankette by Biofreezedog April 27, 2015
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