Lady that walks into a bar dressed as a giant Biro pen. Only fan of the band 'Skronk'.
Sits on her todd in an empty room listening to the band with a bottle of Crumptons n a illegal Drum fag, which is dry as sand. No filter and no roach. She's a sad old gal that asks for a penny for the pigeons.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods