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Scronkers 

Scronkers is a game similar to the classic game conkers, in conkers you swing as the name suggests conkers at each other. The way that scronkers is different to this is instead scrotums are used. To win you must either last until your opponent forfeits or until their balls literally break. In some variations of the game if you are to lose you fall prey to the winner and have to give a blow job, get tea bagged or anything they see fit.

Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:

A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn

E. No halting a match

It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.

Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.
I love to play scronkers with my mates!

I'm a professional scronkers player.
Scronkers by TheKingOfScronkers February 26, 2020
Words you can keep

Scrollers Knee 

Scrollers Knee - The definition of the round red patches you find just above the knee caps after resting ones elbows on them whilst taking a shit but scrolling on a Smartphone or Tablet in the toilet.
"fackin hell Tommy, I cant walk straight, got right scrollers knee"

"i'm not surprised Jim, you were in the shitter for hours..."
Scrollers Knee by Abdullah3669 December 3, 2015
The best, most epic minecraft Youtuber ever.
With swag gamer epic skills and is generally just really cool epic gamer swag.
Subscribe to Cronkers
Man, have you seen the latest Cronkers video?
Cronkers by Cronkers February 12, 2020

Scroggers 

A very good dog usually Australian terrier or schnauzer (also a ruthless dictator at times)
Oh look Scroggers just committed tax fraud
Scroggers by Revvvv February 11, 2020

scraskers 

The ultimate gay test. If you ask your friend to say cracker and he says "scraskers", he definitely wants your dick.
Q: "Hey broseph, could you pass the crackers?"
A: "For sure! Here's your scraskers!"

Reaction: "Oh god..."
scraskers by FatBitch23 June 22, 2010

Scronker 

An offence towards elderly, bald, short, or overall different people

Another word for scrotum
He is such a Scronker
Scronker by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020
The feminine part of a sword fighter. This can mean boobs, vagina, etc. This word can be used to address their parts without anger.
John: So you know about that new girl class

Mark: Yeah, she has some pretty big shronkers.
Shronkers by Shrolkers November 2, 2019
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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