skreeto

thug street term the semi-automatic rifle, SK

firm skreeto in the front seat,
you ever come my way,
its gonna be gun play

by buffles March 28, 2005

Skreet Justice

When someone gets what’s coming to them in a not necessarily legal way.

Dude 1: Man, that chick Courtney really beat the shit out of that dumb bitch Leisa…

Dude 2: Yep. Leisa deserved it for running her mouth about Courtney and other people she calls her friends. Skreet Justice has been served.

by Bitchcakes666 May 4, 2010

skreets

n. the school of hard knocks, the ghetto, the place of no return, the drug dealers paradise, the lawless world of ruffians, the white man's fears and doubts all rolled into one, the place from which every famous rapper, convict and crackhead has allegedly spawned.

Guy 1: Yo mang, where'd you get your crack pipe?
Guy 2: From da skreets, mutha fucka.

by Jon January 6, 2004

Skeetosis

Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.

Angel: "Hey Josh have you had any results since you started ketosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."

by Delatorre April 8, 2011

Streeto

The illegal act of drifting on the public roads. Streeto is a nickname derived from "street drifting" with a mock-Japanese "o" added due to many Japanese words being similar to English words but with a "u" or "o" at the end, ie "Crashu".
Also known as "S1" as a mockery of the "D1 - Drifting Championship", ie - "S1 - Streeto Championship"

Yo Dave, let's go out for some streeto.

Hey man, I just got busted for streeto.

After the event, let's all go out for some streeto, I've got a pair of tyres in the back and a full tank of go go juice.

by MJG from www.TrampDrift.com March 29, 2009

Skeetonian

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.

Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.

by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012

Skreetus

Someone who is turned on by looking at plants

Man: wow that’s some beautiful plants here
Man2: your such a skreetus

by Aaroncarstens October 22, 2018