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Skeetonian 

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.
Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
Skeetonian by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012
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streetonian 

An former or current Eton (or other public school) pupil who is heavily into grime, dubstep or any other form of alternative street music/culture. Often characterised by obnoxious and expensive trainers, excessive drug use and an uncanny ability to be able to talk like Wiley among fellow streetonians whilst remembering their elocution lessons come through when asking Mummy for more money.
Tarquin: Hugo, bro, you're like ma fam nd ting.
Hugo: Dunknow, we been repping the dubstep hype since way back.

'Look at Victor in his snapback, what a streetonian'
streetonian by dryandbitter February 23, 2012

Skeletoning 

Acting very pretentious and egotistical after managing to get a thot for a girlfriend. Those guilty of skeletoning also push their closest friends out of their lives and act like they are the only one with problems. Usually those accused of skeletoning are ignored when they are around people they used to be close to. Namesake is after a lad who does these things who happens to look like a skeleton.
Friend 1: Did you see he got a girlfriend?
Friend 2: Yeah I heard she's a real thot.
Friend 1: Let's hope he doesn't start skeletoning.
Skeletoning by FadedPhoenix May 27, 2018

Sheltonian 

A type of species that likes to bother you and stick random pieces of paper in your face. They are also phantoms that mostly come out at night and randomly yell things like "get out...get the F out! get out!" In addition, they tell people randomly that they are too young. They also claim that it's not about them.
Watch out for that Sheltonian!! It'll burn you!
Sheltonian by Sylvia Aziz February 8, 2008

Skeetopia 

A term referring to a large pair of beautifully shaped breast on an attractive woman. The term comes from these breast being a virtual utopia for man seed to be ejaculated onto.
Yep, they were the skeetopia of my dreams.
Skeetopia by slimjady May 6, 2011
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