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n. the school of hard knocks, the ghetto, the place of no return, the drug dealers paradise, the lawless world of ruffians, the white man's fears and doubts all rolled into one, the place from which every famous rapper, convict and crackhead has allegedly spawned.
Guy 1: Yo mang, where'd you get your crack pipe?
Guy 2: From da skreets, mutha fucka.
by Jon January 06, 2004
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the ghetto way of saying street. usually when one is too lazy to use the correct pronunciation.
why did the nigga cross the skreet?
by Woobie May 28, 2005
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A real speech impediment that evolved into urban slang so 'speaker' avoids being thought of as a fucking moron.
Shit dog, I keeps it real bra ...ya feel me?
I be dare'n a mutha fucka to even think I ain't from the skreets bra! They's a hard ass teacha for real tho.

Ain't like a Nigga can go down to the liberry and axe OG Monster Cody for a copy of the rules of da game!
by Misanthropic71 March 26, 2008
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noun:
a thoroughfare in a city of town
I busa cap in his ass and lefim laying in da skreet.
by Slick T September 02, 2005
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When your getting a blowjob and you cannot bust
Dude this milf gave me skreet for like an hour yesterday. It was awful.
by big bob gets mad dome January 08, 2011
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The best response to any question. Coined by Famous Dex Also see: It was business.
Example 1:

Interviewer: Sooo, you stopped playing basketball, and then what?

Famous Dex: And then...Skreets!

Interviewer: The streets--

Famous Dex: Skreets!

Interviewer: So you get in the streets--

Famous Dex: SKREETS!

Example 2:

Interviewer: What is your nix, like what do you think you're known for?

Famous Dex: I'm known for...*Sips lean*...I'm known for like...Skreets!

Example 3:

Famous Dex: God blessed me with...Skreets!
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by chickewingzbruh November 15, 2017
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