skreets 

n. the school of hard knocks, the ghetto, the place of no return, the drug dealers paradise, the lawless world of ruffians, the white man's fears and doubts all rolled into one, the place from which every famous rapper, convict and crackhead has allegedly spawned.

Guy 1: Yo mang, where'd you get your crack pipe?
Guy 2: From da skreets, mutha fucka.

skreets by Jon January 6, 2004

Skreets 

The best response to any question. Coined by Famous Dex Also see: It was business.

Example 1:

Interviewer: Sooo, you stopped playing basketball, and then what?

Famous Dex: And then...Skreets!

Interviewer: The streets--

Famous Dex: Skreets!

Interviewer: So you get in the streets--

Famous Dex: SKREETS!

Example 2:

Interviewer: What is your nix, like what do you think you're known for?

Famous Dex: I'm known for...*Sips lean*...I'm known for like...Skreets!

Example 3:

Famous Dex: God blessed me with...Skreets!

Skreets by chickewingzbruh November 15, 2017

skreets 

A real speech impediment that evolved into urban slang so 'speaker' avoids being thought of as a fucking moron.

Shit dog, I keeps it real bra ...ya feel me?
I be dare'n a mutha fucka to even think I ain't from the skreets bra! They's a hard ass teacha for real tho.

Ain't like a Nigga can go down to the liberry and axe OG Monster Cody for a copy of the rules of da game!

skreets by Misanthropic71 March 26, 2008

Skreets 

Subpar low grade weed attained from common street dealer. "Skreet" derived from the word "street"

I was looking forward to smoking some more of that OG Kush my dealer had, but he disappointed me when he handed me this sack of Skreets.

Skreets by bedolla1993 October 5, 2015

Skreets 

When the streets go so hard in the paint that it turns into the skreets. A “skreet”makes the “street” look like an upper class neighborhood with white picket fences and all. Also makes the ghetto look like everyone has a mansion, yacht, and a swimming pool, meanwhile the skreets have nothing good to offer since everything dried up.

My homie Tiquan used to live in the skreets but he applied himself and worked his way up the ranks and out and is now a heart surgeon and lives a very successful life.

Man you don’t want to mess with old man Jenkins, he started from the bottom of the bottom in the skreets and knows a thing or two about whuppin someone’s ass if they step out of line, and that’s before he joined the Marines

Skreets by Jeana Javison June 6, 2022

Streets Ahead 

If you have to ask, you're streets behind.

Pierce: Abed, your social skills aren't exactly streets ahead.

Streets Ahead by Ellie Bocanegra May 15, 2010

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami 

The act of seeking to bugger an unsuspecting and often unwilling victim in a side-street or back alley. Often times representing one's self as something one is not in the process.

"I got looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami'ed last night."

or

"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami by John SteeleHammer October 20, 2013