Skreetus

Someone who is turned on by looking at plants

Man: wow that’s some beautiful plants here
Man2: your such a skreetus

by Aaroncarstens October 22, 2018

Yeetus Skeetus

The act of making something disappear by either throwing the object at incredible speeds or by making something disappear with pure magic.

Magician: *holding freshly born child* Yeetus Skeetus!

by idonthaveamedicaldegree October 1, 2018

skreets

n. the school of hard knocks, the ghetto, the place of no return, the drug dealers paradise, the lawless world of ruffians, the white man's fears and doubts all rolled into one, the place from which every famous rapper, convict and crackhead has allegedly spawned.

Guy 1: Yo mang, where'd you get your crack pipe?
Guy 2: From da skreets, mutha fucka.

by Jon January 6, 2004

Yeetus Skeetus Chuck That Fetus

You grab your or someone elses fetus and you yeet that shit (by yeet i mean chuck that mf)

dude 1 : YEETUS SKEETUS CHUCK THAT FETUS
dude 2 : shut the fuck up

by YeEtGoD69420fag October 29, 2018

yeetus skeetus deletus

the addition of yeet skeet and detete but with us on the end there fore making it more powerful during meme battles

Battler 1: Ya Yeeet
Battler 2: yeetus skeetus deletus
Referee: Battler 2 Wins!

by ChingyChongy785 November 23, 2019

Skreets

The best response to any question. Coined by Famous Dex Also see: It was business.

Example 1:

Interviewer: Sooo, you stopped playing basketball, and then what?

Famous Dex: And then...Skreets!

Interviewer: The streets--

Famous Dex: Skreets!

Interviewer: So you get in the streets--

Famous Dex: SKREETS!

Example 2:

Interviewer: What is your nix, like what do you think you're known for?

Famous Dex: I'm known for...*Sips lean*...I'm known for like...Skreets!

Example 3:

Famous Dex: God blessed me with...Skreets!

by chickewingzbruh November 15, 2017

skreets

A real speech impediment that evolved into urban slang so 'speaker' avoids being thought of as a fucking moron.

Shit dog, I keeps it real bra ...ya feel me?
I be dare'n a mutha fucka to even think I ain't from the skreets bra! They's a hard ass teacha for real tho.

Ain't like a Nigga can go down to the liberry and axe OG Monster Cody for a copy of the rules of da game!

by Misanthropic71 March 26, 2008