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Skeetosis 

Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.
Angel: "Hey Josh have you had any results since you started ketosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."
Skeetosis by Delatorre April 8, 2011

skeetress 

A modern day misstress. A woman enjoys getting skeeted on. Not your girlfriend but a girl who you can wield whenever you want.
"Hey I think that chick likes you Rox." "Yeah I dont think I wana date her but I'd defintly make her my skeetress"
skeetress by Bone Sabre January 14, 2008

skeetosaurus rex

A Dinosaur from the Jurassic Period that was the king of the dinosaurs, at least in the department of shooting huge dinosaur loads on other smaller dinosaurs (usually slutty meat eaters.)
Caveman: What happened to you? Another Caveman Covered in Semen: Me hunting and a Skeetosaurus Rex stole my kill, and had his way with me.
The guy don't have skeet.
Haha skeetless nn dog
skeetless by n5m November 18, 2020
Someone who is poor and doesn't have skeet
stfu you're skeetless
skeetless by CockAndBallToruture December 2, 2020
a term for when someone does not have popular CS:GO cheat gamesense.pub (also known as "skeet")

not many people have the cheat because it is an invite only cheat.
speaker1: "otcv3 is best csgo cheat"
speaker2: "lmao stfu nn you're skeetless"
skeetless by BigChungus14HvH August 26, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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