Skeetoes

Short for mosquitoes, as in mosquitoe bites for tits. Tits so small that all there is are two nipples.

Wow ! Did you see Ashley's skeetoes ? You've got bigger tits than her and you're a dude.

by hawke4me May 5, 2020

Skeetosis

Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.

Angel: "Hey Josh have you had any results since you started ketosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."

by Delatorre April 8, 2011

skeetress

A modern day misstress. A woman enjoys getting skeeted on. Not your girlfriend but a girl who you can wield whenever you want.

"Hey I think that chick likes you Rox." "Yeah I dont think I wana date her but I'd defintly make her my skeetress"

by Bone Sabre January 14, 2008

skeetosaurus rex

A Dinosaur from the Jurassic Period that was the king of the dinosaurs, at least in the department of shooting huge dinosaur loads on other smaller dinosaurs (usually slutty meat eaters.)

Caveman: What happened to you? Another Caveman Covered in Semen: Me hunting and a Skeetosaurus Rex stole my kill, and had his way with me.

by The Red Hat Kid August 30, 2006

skeetless

The guy don't have skeet.

Haha skeetless nn dog

by n5m November 18, 2020

skeetless

Someone who is poor and doesn't have skeet

stfu you're skeetless

by CockAndBallToruture December 2, 2020

skeetless

a term for when someone does not have popular CS:GO cheat gamesense.pub (also known as "skeet")

not many people have the cheat because it is an invite only cheat.

speaker1: "otcv3 is best csgo cheat"
speaker2: "lmao stfu nn you're skeetless"

by BigChungus14HvH August 26, 2021