Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.
Angel: "Hey Josh have you had any results since you started ketosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."
by Delatorre April 8, 2011
Get the Skeetosis mug.Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.
The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.
Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.
Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012
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• Skeetmeister
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A Dinosaur from the Jurassic Period that was the king of the dinosaurs, at least in the department of shooting huge dinosaur loads on other smaller dinosaurs (usually slutty meat eaters.)
Caveman: What happened to you? Another Caveman Covered in Semen: Me hunting and a Skeetosaurus Rex stole my kill, and had his way with me.
by The Red Hat Kid August 30, 2006
Get the skeetosaurus rex mug.When you have had too much skante and so now you are in a alternated state of skante psychosis.
Also a slang to define when someone is on a good one.
Also a slang to define when someone is on a good one.
Scenario 1 : If a skante warrior is acting erratic, looking like he's fighting imaginary demons. He must be on skantosis.
Senario 2: When your homeboy has had too many Modelos and is acting the foo " That foo must be on skantosis"
Senario 2: When your homeboy has had too many Modelos and is acting the foo " That foo must be on skantosis"
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Get the skantosis mug.Person 1: Oh! I'm being Skeletonist! Is that the word? Oh dear lord..
Person 2: Chill! I don't think that's even a word!
Person 2: Chill! I don't think that's even a word!
by Cause I want to- June 15, 2017
Get the Skeletonist mug.Most basic measurement of the output of skeet. The new science of Skeetology is centered around this brilliant coefficient upon which the enter branch derives.
by Dr. Skeet LaSkeetersberger December 20, 2009
Get the Skeetoid mug.when one skeets into an ice tray, puts it into the freezer with a toothpick in it and overnight becomes the form of a popsicle. They then proceed to lick the popsicle made of pure cum.
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