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screetos 

anal sweat or leakage. Many reasons contribute, including: excess gas or "wet farts," incomplete bowel movement still lingering. Excessive sweat in the buttocks region, mainly between each cheek. Often leaves trail in undergarment.
Ran two full court basketball games today which was great, but had Mexican food last night. I've got major screetos right now.
screetos by scott t loc May 5, 2010
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Screeton 

Screeton, if you are born with this last name you are derived from royalty and a smooth pimp daddy and you slang the dick often, also you probaly smoke hella weed and have a bad habit of drinking too much alcohol also if you are not born with the last name Screeton then you are not a smooth pimp daddy that slangs the dick you are a hoe and you should get used to it and if anyones got anything to say about that they can holler at me usually stay around the MPG so holler!
(dude 1)Ay! is that dudes last name Screeton? (dude 2) yea dont fuck wit dem essays dey loco dey will fuck you up cuz they dont play that shit they keep it real in the MPG. (dude 2) fuck that ima go rob that nigga (dude 1) suit your self cuz. (dude 2)hey gimme all yo shit (screeton) what you say to me cuz, obviousely you dont know who I am cuz (dude 2) i dont give a fuck if you a screeton. (screeton) CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! -reload-
CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP
(dude 2)........................
(screeton) you dont ever curse when talking in the presence of my name, now you know,(screeton empties pockets, takes clothes, takes earrings and necklace and shoes)see ya on the flip side cuz HA!
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Streetos 

Single serving Cheetos or other chips which are consumed after they have been found on the street and were clearly dropped or have fallen from a delivery truck.
"Those are some killer streetos", "Oh, you found those streetos in the alley? They taste just fine."
Streetos by salacious July 21, 2013

Screeton 

Yea them Screeton boys dont fuck around they will pull some shit on you cuz dont fuck with them especially that Z man, so when you read this Z holler back!
Ay is that a Scr...... (12 gauge fires) BOOM! .........................
shortened way to say screenshots
"Hey u have the Hw for tmm??"

"Yeah igy with the screets"
screets by nibiza November 17, 2020

screenosexual 

a person, typically male, who can only experience sexual arousal when watching porn
Dave would always play porn when we were having sex, total screenosexual behavior.
screenosexual by That.Guy456 January 14, 2021
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