skopey

combination of sketchy and slopey. as used in rock climbing or bouldering

Dude, that route was skopey as hell!

by jae8908 October 30, 2011

slopey shoulders

Means the opposite of "broad shouldered" (to act strong and confident and carry alot of burden/responsility in your stride). People (usually a manager) acquire this title by dodging work and/or making decisions and generally pass the buck onto a subordinate. This is done to avoid blame or to avoid doing a task that may be boring.

Officeworker 1: Dave the manager has just given me a pile of accounts to work on thats going to be externally audited!!

Officeworker 2: But he's more qualified than you to do it! Jeez that guy has got such slopey shoulders!

by The Realist! February 2, 2009

scopey

School children of a certain age liked to use the word spastic or more commonly spaz as a term of abuse for other children. The Spastic Society, a UK charity, became aware of this and changed their name to Scope. A scopey is hence a byword for spaz.

That chap is a wee bit scopey.

by Patboy July 17, 2005

scopey whale

Someone who has eaten so much they can no longer move.

Bernie just ate an entire bag of pick and mix. What a scopey whale.

by Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln February 8, 2008

skoped

To repeatedly HEADSHOT players on games such Halo 3, Gears of War, or Shadowrun

The man was getting skoped while playing Halo 3

by ElNewfieo November 19, 2007

snopey

(adj.) describes a person who habitually checks forwarded emails, and who subsequently rebuts them publicly if they turn out to be hoaxes.

Don't send that email about the missing kid to Jen; she is really snopey.

by Nayana February 22, 2008

skopec

Skopec thinks he’s so cool but he’s just annoying. He hooks up with any girl willing to make out with him. Skopec has no shame even though everyone around him (not so) secretly hates him. His beard looks like pubes and he will stick his dick into anything and anyone. His face is often the start of conversations involving strange things such as space orgies. He’s a loner and a gamer that obsesses over his skill in video games even though he’s really fucking trash. His arrogance will make you want to rip off his dick and feed it to Cerberus as you push him into the River Styx.

Person 1: God, who’s that asshole hitting on your girlfriend? His face looks like a dick.

Person 2: That’s Skopec, he’s such a douche bag. I can’t wait to kick his ass after school today.

by Dragon June 26, 2018