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The large protrusions that extend outward from Jeremy Lopez's chest. At the summit of the slopies like a giant nipple which weaps warm milk. Under the slopies lie centuries of built up grode that would be useful when fulfilling an order to genocide some people.
Jeremy, your slopies closely resemble the Andes mountains.

'Ey slopey!
slopey by Anonymous February 24, 2003
A protruding mass of flesh. Usually resembling a breast.
He got hit by a slopey.
slopey by Anonymous February 24, 2003
Used to describe someone who needs slopes to enter or exit buildings or transport
Look at that slopey twat

Trying to wheel their ass up that slope
Slopey by System89 December 31, 2020

slopey shoulders 

Means the opposite of "broad shouldered" (to act strong and confident and carry alot of burden/responsility in your stride). People (usually a manager) acquire this title by dodging work and/or making decisions and generally pass the buck onto a subordinate. This is done to avoid blame or to avoid doing a task that may be boring.
Officeworker 1: Dave the manager has just given me a pile of accounts to work on thats going to be externally audited!!

Officeworker 2: But he's more qualified than you to do it! Jeez that guy has got such slopey shoulders!
slopey shoulders by The Realist! February 2, 2009

Slopey Shoulders 

Somebody with slopey shoulders is somebody who deflects responsibility or tasks.

It's a step beyond lazy where the person accused is actively trying to push work onto somebody else.
He wants her to do his work for him? Old Slopey shoulders strikes again.

Slopey Shouldered 

when a person delegates anything given to them or slides it straight off their work load onto someone else out of utter laziness
Boss: Steve, can you print off this large batch of documents for me?

Steve: Ryan can print on his machine *walks off*

Ryan: Thanks, you slopey shouldered t**t.
Slopey Shouldered by RMR@RRC April 26, 2011