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The term "Skonker" is not widely used. A small group of friends who currently reside in Oakville, Ontario, use the term Skonker in replacement of "Skank" or "Slut". Sometimes a shorter version of Skonker is used, which is "Skonk".

Furthermore, Skonker is a term used to describe a certain type of girl. Skonker describes sexual promiscuity and can also be used to represent a girl of a lower socio-economic class or one who doesn't present herself in a well manner.
-Look at what those Skonkers are wearing.

-Don't talk to those girls, they're skonkers.

-Lets go pick up some Skonks tonight.

-That Skonk works the Tim Hortons drive-through.

-I nailed a skonker lastnight while her skonk friends were watching.

-Lets hit Kitchener and Cambridge this weekend, I got a couple skonkers lined up.
Words you can keep
When you get stoned and go roller skating.
Did to you see jax? She’s a Skonker on those wheels.
Skonker by Cburgstoner February 16, 2023

skonker donk 

Shes such a skonker donk did you see they way she was grabbing him??
skonker donk by SkyKy March 23, 2016

Right On the Skonker 

Skonker is another word for Head.

When you're playing video games with a Northern Irish man and he gets a headshot kill and does a victory lap around his kitchen shouting "right on the skonker" in sheer excitement
"I was playing GTA Online last night, fighting a try hard hard a gave him a bad going over, sniper bullet right on the skonker, you wouldn't credit it man"
One who has a fart fetish and/or loves BBW fart porn
Johnny: Did you hear about Reese?
Greg: Yep, that guy is a total Sonker!
Sonker by 69Lunchbox69 July 3, 2020
When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
Stonker by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022

Skanker's back 

A condition suffered by ravers the day after a night full of dancing; a sore back (and jaw, probably).
Dude: You sat down like a right old twonk then, whatsup?
Other Dude: Skanker's back mate, went Hospitality last night.
Skanker's back by RussellBishop December 4, 2012
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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