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Skankerchief

A tissue used by more than one person
Why on earth would I use that skankerchief, it's soaked with the snot of like ten guys.

SkankerChief

Blowing your nose in a womans vagina or butthole.
I blew my nose in that chicks vagina/butthole, she is a skankerchief.
SkankerChief by Andrew M Horton II September 13, 2006

SkankerChief

A Checkered Hankerchief word around the wrist or head. Worn mostly by Ska fans to show their pride for ska music.
"Hey Andrew, I see your wearing a skankerchief. Want to go listen to some Reel Big Fish?"
SkankerChief by Andrew Cerchio April 29, 2006

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating
my mom found my spankerchief under my bed
spankerchief by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.
I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag
Spunkerchief by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

spankerchief

An ejaculatory device used to aid in the collection or removal of ejaculate.
Person: "My mom found my spankerchief."
Luke: "hahaha, you have a spankerchief?"
spankerchief by DesPERRYado September 5, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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