skoint 

Skinny Joint

" Aye make me a skoint, I don't want to get too fucked up."

skoint by ThunderCheeks_02 February 7, 2021

Skintminted 

An expression to describe someone who claims to be skint all the time to avoid spending cash when they are actually minted.

Eg 1
James: Do you think Jeremy will want to come to the cinema?
Jacob: Yeah he will but he'll pull the whole skintminted routine.
James: That's true, he'll want to wait for orange wednesdays.

Eg 2
Jeremy: Dude, I'm gonna have to ask for some diesel money, really struggling for cash at the minute.
Isaac: *cough* skintminted *cough*
Jeremy: What did you say?!
Isaac: Nothing just clearing my throat.

Skintminted by jMiR March 2, 2010

Skintight 

boyfriend or girlfriend, husband or wife as your better half,

A soul mate.

My skintight is visiting me tomorrow, up in the club with my skintight

Skintight by KAKI P October 7, 2015

Skintle 

A lazy mexican. Usually dirty, and unfit for work.

Some days Edgar, you can be such a Skintle

Skintle by Sir Michael Taylor June 21, 2007

skvint 

When you seem to struggle in life, but still get your shit done.

- Paul is such a skvint, he’ll never have a girlfriend other than Siri, if he keeps working as a programmer.
- Cathy was skvinting at her agency all week, so she forgot to pay her Bills. She is showering at her job now.

skvint by cathy87 October 21, 2016

skint 

Having no money. To be broke.

Sorry mate, I can't come out - I'm skint!

skint by Elliott Hughes April 19, 2003

swointing 

The act of raising your middle finger whilst pointing at the designated target with your index finger.

The word itself is a portmanteau of swearing and pointing.

You'd better not be swointing at me!

swointing by d0mj4y July 7, 2010