skoint

Skinny Joint

" Aye make me a skoint, I don't want to get too fucked up."

by ThunderCheeks_02 February 7, 2021

Skintminted

An expression to describe someone who claims to be skint all the time to avoid spending cash when they are actually minted.

Eg 1
James: Do you think Jeremy will want to come to the cinema?
Jacob: Yeah he will but he'll pull the whole skintminted routine.
James: That's true, he'll want to wait for orange wednesdays.

Eg 2
Jeremy: Dude, I'm gonna have to ask for some diesel money, really struggling for cash at the minute.
Isaac: *cough* skintminted *cough*
Jeremy: What did you say?!
Isaac: Nothing just clearing my throat.

by jMiR March 2, 2010

Skintight

boyfriend or girlfriend, husband or wife as your better half,

A soul mate.

My skintight is visiting me tomorrow, up in the club with my skintight

by KAKI P October 7, 2015

Skintle

A lazy mexican. Usually dirty, and unfit for work.

Some days Edgar, you can be such a Skintle

by Sir Michael Taylor June 21, 2007

skvint

When you seem to struggle in life, but still get your shit done.

- Paul is such a skvint, he’ll never have a girlfriend other than Siri, if he keeps working as a programmer.
- Cathy was skvinting at her agency all week, so she forgot to pay her Bills. She is showering at her job now.

by cathy87 October 21, 2016

skint

Having no money. To be broke.

Sorry mate, I can't come out - I'm skint!

by Elliott Hughes April 19, 2003

swointing

The act of raising your middle finger whilst pointing at the designated target with your index finger.

The word itself is a portmanteau of swearing and pointing.

You'd better not be swointing at me!

by d0mj4y July 7, 2010