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An expression used after deliberate ownage has taken place. It is similar to "Owned","Treated", or "Pwned", but typically used after the ownage or treatment has taken place.
Frank-"'Haha, you're so stupid, i cant believe you accepted that trade in fantasy football."

Jim-"Looks like the best player i traded you is on the DL..."

Frank-"F*** you trade me back you D***!"

Jim-"Skoink?"

Frank-"Shut up A**hole!"
Skoink by whitesox623 January 10, 2011
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skoink • skoink skoink • skoinkle • Skoinky • skink • spoink • skinky • stoink • Skonka • skonk
A female who thinks that she can get through life using her looks and figure alone and not developing her brain (what a concept!).

A female who uses coquettish and flirtatious behavior to move a strategy forward.

One who pays more attention to the superficial instead of the vast wasteland between their ears in the hopes that they will be able to attain some sought after thing or outcome using their sham physical attributes as their only strength.
Cletta pulled a major skoink move in order to get a better queue position at the club.

Did you see that skoink head blond in class? She was totally trying to leverage a better grade with her cleavage and short ass skirt.

Tori used her coy smile and skoink sex kitten technique to indicate that she wanted to fuck but all she really wanted was for him to buy her another mojito.

I swear to god there is nothing between the ears of that skoink head.
skoink by V. Erickson September 1, 2008
To steal an item quickly and swiftly.
Jake skoinked the dollar from my hand before I could even blink. Then he proceeded to shout "SKOINK!"
skoink by AngLina88 October 18, 2006

skoink skoink 

a miniature fluff ball that's not hairy/furry that makes a skoinking sound when you squish it around
I love fidgeting with my skoink skoink

I have some colorful skoink skoinks that I use for décor in my room

Spoinkers 

Ugh those girls are such spoinkers
Spoinkers by mj85290539 October 6, 2016

stoinkos 

Sex while travelling or living in Greece, Crete, or the Mykonos Islands.
While on vacation in Greece, we had multiple rounds of oral, vaginal and anal stoinkos daily. The locals told us that anal stoinkos is a national pastime.
stoinkos by sbp1029 November 5, 2013
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