Skintar 

1.The purple necked stratacastor between a mans legs. 2. Slang word for any sexual act performed on a male penis.

Looks like Tom is going to his room, guess he is going to be a skintar hero tonight.

Honey..I feel like an acoustic set, will you tune my skintar?

Skintar by diggler52 September 4, 2011

Skintar 

What you play when you have no instrument and your pants are off. It can be strummed slow or you can really rock out, sometimes leading to wrist cramps.

I play my skintar solo to pick me up when I'm feelin' lonely

Skintar by shroomcloud April 14, 2011

Skintar

It's when you stretch and squeeze the tip of your penis and strum your ball sack on the forehead of someone's mother

Would your mom like to play the Skintar tonight

Skintar by ChazDaSpaz December 18, 2025

skitarded 

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.

Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!

skitarded by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010

skintern 

An overly underdressed intern

When the skintern bent over, people started throwing singles at her.

skintern by steve gingrich August 12, 2005

Skindart 

A human that is unable to be defined. You can not define what makes a person a skin dart, you just know who is one.

That guy is such a skindart.

Skindart by pschroeter November 30, 2016

skintacious 

Skintacious is the perfect body shape for your girl. Not too skinny or not too fat. It’s the perfect, happy medium. Just skintacious and cuddly with a little squish.

Man my girl is just skintacious and beautiful. Just the perfect amount of squish for your cuddles.

skintacious by thatloverboy69 May 20, 2020