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skinternet

The part of the Internet that contains pornographic websites and chatrooms that discuss x-rated topics. Could also be used to describe one's activities while surfing.
"Dude, I had some Skinternet time last night and came across a free download of that Paris Hilton video"

"Jim is tired today because he was up late into the night doing Skinternet with some chick, who was probably another guy"

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by Gregg Gillming June 9, 2005
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Agree also with Gregg (thumb up).
This British definition applies to BBC / ITV ceefax or teletext. Refer Skint = no dosh for subs and internet = supposedly free information network. No payment to use ceefax henceforth skinternet.
Thought for the day guys and girls - what if the guy who invented the internet (good ol' boy) patented it or whatever and charged us sorry arsed buggers for a crack at this newfangled wonderful invention every time we clicked on a link, say 0.001 penny a time. Well he would be so fucking rich that even Bill Gates would look poor by comparison and the rest of the prolateriat would be ultimately forced to use the skinternet.
by swineyvee October 19, 2006
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Skinternet

Skinternet – a modern version of being broke, watching free online content. Watching movies, listening to music, watching YouTube videos—spending all day, every day online, on social media, basically your whole life online because you have no money.
Lee: Bruv, at the end of the week, after I’ve paid all my bills… all I can do is go online.

Frank: Innit, bruv. I’m in the same boattotally skinternet, LOL.

Lee: LOL.

Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese January 29, 2026
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Shiternet

That guy has Shiternet or His Shiternet made him lose the game.
by Mr Popolis April 7, 2015
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Shiternet

When you have the shittiest internet possible
Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.
by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014
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a type of internet that will make your nose hair go on fire, it matches the all mighty shitty koy hotbox computer. it's basically a bad internet. made by the famous and most gorgeous man on planet earth. GIR OF THE GOKU! fucking end it this is our existence
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by SnukVA January 1, 2021
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A crappy internet connection, slow, bad, faulty, inconsistent, etc.
Man that guy keeps disconnecting and has such slow downloads, the shiternet is obviously there
by Teh_Muffinatorz December 3, 2009
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