skinter 

combination of ski and winter. used when you feel like you're gonna do a lot of skiing this winter.

"dude, this is gonna be a skinter!"
"for sure."

skinter by anonymous December 2, 2022

Skinter 

To "skinter" over to someone means to walk over accidently-on-purpose, and try to make the best of an awkward situation, when you're not sure how you will be received by said person.

A "skinter" as a noun is a person who can break an awkward silence with a witty joke or clever anecdote.

Unsure of whether the boy had noticed her or not, Mary skintered by and, upon eye contact, told the joke she'd heard the day before.

Skinter by Tarynnn March 31, 2006

skinter 

When human snags you and a bit of their skin get stuck in your bark. It hurts but you cant talk about it because you're a tree. We try and get back at them by giving them splinters.

"Hey look someone gave that tree a skinter"

skinter by Findloo Chunk November 30, 2020

Skinter 

A skinny cunt.

“God, that bitch is such a skinter”

Skinter by diljinder June 2, 2024

Jeff Skinner jackpot 

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.

“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”

Jeff Skinner jackpot by TK2000 October 28, 2023

pickle skinner 

A rat bastard railroad electrician who sucks the foreman's dick to keep his job.

Where's Larry? That pickle skinner is in the office ratting on people.

pickle skinner by Meatneck December 25, 2020

T-Skinner 

1) Person who wears a skin tight T-Shirt, usually cocky and/or overweight.

2) Wearing a T-Shirt from your childhood

Nick: Isn't that the shirt you wore in 7th grade?
Stinkbutt Williams: Yeah, but it makes me look jacked.
Nick: Change it up man, you're acting like a T-Skinner.

T-Skinner by StinkButtWilliams November 30, 2013