skimmie

A hot ass female.

Man, that bitch is one fly skimmie!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Bubby Skimmer

A lucky topped golf shot which rises no more than a foot off the ground - but straight down the middle of the fairway.

Originally developed by "Bubbs" the famous Melbage Cup golfer.

"Bugger me - he's only hit a Bubby Skimmer, the lucky git!"

by Rouseyboy November 15, 2006

Skimmer

Skimmer: a term often used to describe either an action or an object in a sketchy or greasy manner. The word can be used to describe anything that cannot possibly be defined as something worthy of being normal. This version of the word can almost be defined by merely saying the word itself, as just saying it will send greasy vibes to anyone that hears it.

That skimmer weirdo over there is creeping everyone out!

by Grease514 July 6, 2016

fart skimmer

A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.

Randall sure is a suck-up. What a fart skimmer.

by 1kd49sldk3 August 18, 2010

skimmin on the meat

a toothy blowjob

Dang, I went to Betsy's house last night and she was really skimmin on the meat. Thank god she didn't have braces!

by bEnFrAnKLiNs wordacopia February 9, 2023

taint skimmer

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.

dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

skimmish

Beer, (Portsmouth) noun; alcoholic drink made from malt, hops, sugar, yeast and water (see also ale and shant)
Go on the skimmish, verb; to go drinking with ones chums sometimes associated with premier league football matches and recently FA Cup matches at Wembley (see WEM-BER-LEE). Skimmished-drunk

"I say Jeeves, lets get a skimmish on, I fancy a shant before the game? those northern monkeys will be well up for it, you mark my words"...."Indeeed Sir" (from Jeeves and Wooster at The Reebok by PG Wodehouse)

by Simon Newsham May 13, 2008