buffer knuckle

The act of spit lubing your index knuckle and then insert it into an anus.

"Tell uncle Billy to stop giving me buffer knuckles."

by Howie Feltersnatch March 05, 2015

Shit Pot Breath

Breath that is so rancid that it would seem that there is a small man in the back of the subject's mouth stirring a pot of shit.

Damn, you have some bad shit pot breath.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004

Jungle Bum

A curious condition, brought on by binge drinking and severe dehydration (especially at baseball tournaments), where one's ass becomes a leaky, haemorrhoidal stinkhole.

Everybody! __________'s got Jungle Bum!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 20, 2005

Jive-Ass

To dance around like a god-damned idiot, especially when it is not necessary. Often done by football players after a touchdown; displaying a huge-lack of class.

Why do the Miami Hurricanes find it necessary to Jive-Ass after every touchdown?

by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004

Achnod

Someone who looks like their name should be Achnod. Often having a large forehead and nose.

That Achnod looking motherfucker needs to get out of the fast lane, he doesn't know how to drive!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004

Snake Poopie

An abnormally long turd that begins out of the water of the toilet and ends somewhere down the drain.

That snake poopie that I took clogged up the toilet.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004

Big ol' thick ho

A full figured or lager framed, natural, sexy woman often with a nice rack, great curves and a nice big-ass.

Look at the turd cutter on that big ol' thick ho, I'd like to tap that!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004