by Howie Feltersnatch March 05, 2015
To dance around like a god-damned idiot, especially when it is not necessary. Often done by football players after a touchdown; displaying a huge-lack of class.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004
by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004
1. A dumb son of a bitch who cannot drive his own car, no matter what the conditions are.
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive
by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004
by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004
Not just a ho, not just a skank, the hoskank is a rarely detectable in most urban environments, but is identifiable by a crotch stench of motor oil and sour milk, and oscillating pubic particulars. When encountered, caution is advised for penile contact can end in spontaneous combustion of bodily organs.
Man, poor Spencer should have never touched that dirty hoskank with his horn. Now that mo fo is dead!
by Howie Feltersnatch February 21, 2005
A curious condition, brought on by binge drinking and severe dehydration (especially at baseball tournaments), where one's ass becomes a leaky, haemorrhoidal stinkhole.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 20, 2005