18 definition by Howie Feltersnatch

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

A jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they're much cooler than they really are (see punk-ass bitch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small penis.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.

1. Someone who thinks they are cool but really aren't no matter how many people like them. See also: Scott Stapp, Fred Durst, P. Diddy, Eminem, Backstreet Boys, Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel and the guy from puddle of mudd.

2. A Middle-class white male who wears his fitted baseball cap backwards and thinks he's cool, often in attempt to resemble Fred Durt.

Breath that is so rancid that it would seem that there is a small man in the back of the subject's mouth stirring a pot of shit.

A guy who looks like his name should be larry.

A hot ass female.

An abnormally long turd that begins out of the water of the toilet and ends somewhere down the drain.