testical tango

The act of inserting numerous pairs of testicles into a sexual partner in anyway possible.
I just came back from the best testical tango I've been ever been in.
by Howie Feltersnatch March 05, 2015
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Jive-Ass

To dance around like a god-damned idiot, especially when it is not necessary. Often done by football players after a touchdown; displaying a huge-lack of class.
Why do the Miami Hurricanes find it necessary to Jive-Ass after every touchdown?
by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004
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Achnod

Someone who looks like their name should be Achnod. Often having a large forehead and nose.
That Achnod looking motherfucker needs to get out of the fast lane, he doesn't know how to drive!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004
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Fuckwalter Gibralter

1. A dumb son of a bitch who cannot drive his own car, no matter what the conditions are.
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive
Get out of the way, Fuckwalter Gibralter, I'm trying to drive!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004
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fuck weasel

A dipshit who can't drive.
Move your Yukon fuck weasel!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004
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hoskank

Not just a ho, not just a skank, the hoskank is a rarely detectable in most urban environments, but is identifiable by a crotch stench of motor oil and sour milk, and oscillating pubic particulars. When encountered, caution is advised for penile contact can end in spontaneous combustion of bodily organs.
Man, poor Spencer should have never touched that dirty hoskank with his horn. Now that mo fo is dead!
by Howie Feltersnatch February 21, 2005
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Jungle Bum

A curious condition, brought on by binge drinking and severe dehydration (especially at baseball tournaments), where one's ass becomes a leaky, haemorrhoidal stinkhole.
Everybody! __________'s got Jungle Bum!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 20, 2005
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