21 definitions by Howie Feltersnatch

Breath that is so rancid that it would seem that there is a small man in the back of the subject's mouth stirring a pot of shit.
Damn, you have some bad shit pot breath.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004
A curious condition, brought on by binge drinking and severe dehydration (especially at baseball tournaments), where one's ass becomes a leaky, haemorrhoidal stinkhole.
Everybody! __________'s got Jungle Bum!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 20, 2005
The act of spit lubing your index knuckle and then insert it into an anus.
"Tell uncle Billy to stop giving me buffer knuckles."
by Howie Feltersnatch March 5, 2015
A guy who looks like his name should be larry.
Hey, who took the last beer?
Oh, it was that Larry looking son of a bitch.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004
A term that refers to anybody with a huge mustache that nearly covers his whole mouth and hangs to or below his chin thus resembling a walrus.
That damned Wally Russell never works, he just stands outside and smokes all day.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004
A real shitty new-age band that defines their music as rock n' roll. Often mistaken for one crappy band, many creeds exist on our airwaves today.
Nickelback, Puddle of Mudddddddddd, Chevelle, Godsmack and all of these other outfits that they play on the new rock radio station suck so much ass that they are all Creed.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004