a simmie is a nasty nasty gay person who's homophobic and projects their gayness onto other ppl (by accusing them of being gay) to hide the fact that they are gay themselves.

Person one: Do you know simmie?

Person two: Yeah, he accused me of being gay when im literally homophobic...

simmie by t3rarix October 7, 2021

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The act of eating a donut off of a penis

I am going to get some Krispy Kremes and see if anyone is down for some simming

The best way to eat a donut is by Simming

Simming by Millennialcast May 12, 2016

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The Act of Eating a donut off of a Dick

I'm going to get some Krispy Kremes and go simming at the club

Simming by Millennialcast May 21, 2016

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Beware of people who use "cute" words for food, ie. sammie, veggie, taters, nanners. maters and so on. These people usually have cute names for their private parts as well. So while they're preparing your "sammie", they are more than likely fondling their "herbert" at the same time.

"Can I fix you a (heh, heh) sammie?"

sammie by grouchy February 2, 2008

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