skimmish 

Beer, (Portsmouth) noun; alcoholic drink made from malt, hops, sugar, yeast and water (see also ale and shant)
Go on the skimmish, verb; to go drinking with ones chums sometimes associated with premier league football matches and recently FA Cup matches at Wembley (see WEM-BER-LEE). Skimmished-drunk

"I say Jeeves, lets get a skimmish on, I fancy a shant before the game? those northern monkeys will be well up for it, you mark my words"...."Indeeed Sir" (from Jeeves and Wooster at The Reebok by PG Wodehouse)

skimmish by Simon Newsham May 13, 2008

Skirmish 

Small fight or quick one.

1- "They're lucky, it was a skirmish before the principle could see them".

2- "Hush, I'm on multiplayer, a skirmish round".

Skirmish by Yara S Korayem June 23, 2008

skimish

1. -adj. a miniscule amount. -adj(2). frail appearing
2. -v. to steal such small amounts of a substance that no one notices.
3. -n. person who does the least amount of work possible to complete the task.

1. -adj. The woman wore a skimish bathing suit.

2. -v. Have you been skimishing my jar of m&m's?
3. -n. Bill refused to work the evening shift with Larry, who was a known skimish in the department.

skimish by myoclonicus jerkus July 24, 2011

Skirmish 

A gathering or social occasion, particularly a night out with friends with an unwritten agreement that the scope of the occasion’s festivities will be limited thereby leaving the participants able to function with a reasonable amount of alacrity in the morning. Mostly commonly used for midweek drinking and people’s whose lifestyle involves constant weekly partying.

John rang up to enquire if Jenny was coming out clubbing tonight.

Jenny replied "Yes, but it'll have to be a skirmish I've got to work the next day".

Skirmish by Grobelaar July 2, 2008

Cyber skirmish 

a romantic liason conducted mainly through various internet sites (such as Facebook, Skype, Beebo) which culminates in a one night or series of one night stands

Sarah thought she had a relationship with Dave after so much Facebook activity but on reflection she concluded that it has been a series of cyber skirmishes

Cyber skirmish by Rags 64 August 26, 2010

Skirmish Frogs 

A variation of the Battle Toads meme.

Also a site, http://skirmishfrogs.com , branched off from a site of a similar name created by Gaians getting mad at the non-Gaias making fun of them. About 3 people go here on a daily basis.

Person A: Screw this, I'm posting at Skirmish Frogs instead!

Person B: Have fun talking to the same 2 other people every day.

Skirmish Frogs by Dekus February 15, 2009

Shimmish 

That one friend that cusses a lot, and eats your leftovers.

Did you see John over there? He's such a shimmish!

Shimmish by cringoldaccount May 4, 2018