18 definitions by Doug W.

bullnose

gathering up your penis and testicles in a fist for presentation to your meatgazer buddies

you get 2 kicks in the ass each for looking at my bullnose you faggots!

by Doug W. February 13, 2008

homoquaticas

man who enjoys being pissed on by another dude

i am homoquaticas, king of the golden showers

by Doug W. February 13, 2008

suds'd up wacker

handjob in the shower using shampoo or soap as lube

1.hey babe scince your in here with me, how about a suds'd up wacker ?
2. bubba's first wife jill didn't even give him a suds'd up wacker on his wedding night

by Doug W. February 13, 2008

taint skimmer

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.

dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day

by Doug W. February 13, 2008

making maps of hawaii

ejaculating on your girlfriends back or stomach

i love making maps of hawaii

by Doug W. February 13, 2008

honey cunt

term of endearment for that special someone.

hey honey cunt, pass the potatoes please

by Doug W. February 14, 2008

rim bumpers

swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex

man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole

by Doug W. February 12, 2008