skimlet

Crazy ex girlfriend or boyfriend that's still in love with you.

Dan: Dude, Amanda is being such a skimlet. She stalks me now
Trent: Wow, that's such a typical skimlet.

by Dan Lavanant February 5, 2009

skimlet

A Denny’s special dish consisting of a skillet and skim milk. Typically only ordered at 1 AM when one has had very little sleep and is incapable of coherent thought.

A: “Hi, I would like to order a skimlet please”
B: “I don’t think that’s an actual thing”

by Timinothy September 27, 2020