skimlet 

Crazy ex girlfriend or boyfriend that's still in love with you.

Dan: Dude, Amanda is being such a skimlet. She stalks me now
Trent: Wow, that's such a typical skimlet.

skimlet by Dan Lavanant February 5, 2009

skimlet 

A Denny’s special dish consisting of a skillet and skim milk. Typically only ordered at 1 AM when one has had very little sleep and is incapable of coherent thought.

A: “Hi, I would like to order a skimlet please”
B: “I don’t think that’s an actual thing”

skimlet by Timinothy September 27, 2020

Skillet Chug 

A skillet chug is the act of pouring a 12oz. can of beer into a skillet (dirty or clean) and then chugging the contents of the skillet without removing your lips from the edge of the pan. Any alcoholic beverage can be used (jungle juice, whiskey) but beer is the most common. A 2 in 1 is where 2 beer are poured in the skillet and the participant must drink both without removing their lips from the skillet. Chanting is encouraged by everyone watching and once finished the skillet is then passed to the next participant.

M: Hey let's beer bong some beers!
K: But we don't have a beer bong...
M: I guess we'll just have to drink them the plain old boring way.
S: We do have this skillet.....
Everyone: SKILLET CHUG SKILLET CHUG SKILLET CHUG

Skillet Chug by Dad's House RVa September 24, 2011

Skillet Baby

A negro. Derived from the Latin term 'in skillatas negrota' meaning to beat a darkie with an iron skillet when they try to steal, which is all the time, or just because they fuck everything up for being alive.

Look at all those skillet babies lining up for their President Buckwheat phones!
nigger coon spook jigaboo skillet baby

Skillet Baby by BlooBloodyStooldyStoolB June 9, 2016

Skillet Wolf 

An extremely unattractive and Haggard Female that looks Tired and sunburned.

Yo son, that girl is a straight up skillet wolf.

Skillet Wolf by Rick Delicious September 3, 2005

skillet titties 

Breasts that have huge,black areolas the size of throw rugs and resemble well seasoned cast iron skillets.Commonly found on Afro-Americans,Hindis,Pakis,central and south american women.

You just know Oprah has them big ole skillet titties.

skillet titties by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

Skillet Face

A human face that looks like a cartoon character's,
after being hit with the bottom-side of a skillet.
The face is round and flat with a very little nose,
a small mouth, and tiny that eyes are wide-set
and basically expressionless.

"He's buff... but a total skillet face."
"Nice rack, but I can't get past her skillet face."

Skillet Face by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009