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skeif
skeif by letigreLSU March 10, 2008
skeksis
1) Large, anorexic, prehistoric-looking birds which try to prevent the Gelflings from replacing the crystal shard in the "Dark Crystal." Written and directed by Jim Henson in 1982.
2) a friend/foe which you currently do not like very much.
3) when combined with "-smurfer," one creates a euphemism for "mother-fucker."
2) a friend/foe which you currently do not like very much.
3) when combined with "-smurfer," one creates a euphemism for "mother-fucker."
Skeefer
Rust belt dirt bag. Buys USA gold menthols with his mom's silver dollar collection and dumps his ashtray on the ground at convenient store parking lot. Buys scratch off lottery tickets. Drinks any Ice beer on sale. Mid 30s, alone at the strip club near the woods. Dies drunk on a motorcycle on a double yellow road.
That skeefer with the yellow tooth just stormed off because the price of skoal mint longcut went up 15 cents.
Skeefer by moosiclogic September 15, 2009
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