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The lifestyle choice when an individual realizes they are better than their peers.
Dan: "I have decided to be skeff."
Mark: "Why?"
Dan: "Because I've realized I'm better than you."
skeff by Launde October 6, 2011
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someone who acts or dresses like a dickhead, prik, wasteman or pussy
dont dont rude blud i aint no skeff u know
skeff by PK Mercle August 20, 2008
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Skeff Skeffy Skeffed Skeffer Skeffery skeffling Skeef skiff skiffy sheffield
To wipe your Guche/Gooch on an object or person!
Oh man, I totally skeffed my boss's telephone mouthpiece before I quit my job!
Skeff by Rich Squires January 24, 2008
(Noun)-An extremely scallified townie minger who it should be made legal to shoot on sight
A crackhead scally with a pikey father & mother from essex related to (in some way) everyone in their area code!
Skeff by Babdale December 10, 2003
anything that can be nasty or deragatory. It's a sentence enhancer, you can replace it for almost anything. Usually is used for talking about farting or replacing the "S" word.

"Sorry guys i used all of the toilet paper because i had to take a major skeff."

"Dude, I have been skeffing all day, maybe i should go take a crap."

"My dog skeffed all over the floor because i forgot to take him outside."
fart turd poop beef smelly skeff
skeff by mike oxtoobig December 25, 2009
skeff (pronounced SKEF/ˈskɛf/) — a Lincolnshire regional, informal insult meaning someone scruffy, sleazy, a bit gross or rough around the edges; can also mean a loud/coarse, socially unpleasant person.

Similar to: scruff, heffer, scrub, and greb
Your mums a right skeff

Ew you wear pyjamas outside, you skeff
Skeff by Local.slang.supporter August 30, 2025

Steffeling 

Providing an excuse for leaving an event (going to the bathroom, etc.) and not returning.
"Where did Bob go? He said he was going to feed the dog and would be right back."

"He's probably Steffeling."
Steffeling by SimaShi May 29, 2013
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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