Skeff

To wipe your Guche/Gooch on an object or person!

Oh man, I totally skeffed my boss's telephone mouthpiece before I quit my job!

by Rich Squires January 24, 2008

Skeff

(Noun)-An extremely scallified townie minger who it should be made legal to shoot on sight

A crackhead scally with a pikey father & mother from essex related to (in some way) everyone in their area code!

by Babdale December 10, 2003

skeff

The lifestyle choice when an individual realizes they are better than their peers.

Dan: "I have decided to be skeff."
Mark: "Why?"
Dan: "Because I've realized I'm better than you."

by Launde October 6, 2011

skeff

someone who acts or dresses like a dickhead, prik, wasteman or pussy

dont dont rude blud i aint no skeff u know

by PK Mercle August 20, 2008

skeff

anything that can be nasty or deragatory. It's a sentence enhancer, you can replace it for almost anything. Usually is used for talking about farting or replacing the "S" word.

"Sorry guys i used all of the toilet paper because i had to take a major skeff."

"Dude, I have been skeffing all day, maybe i should go take a crap."

"My dog skeffed all over the floor because i forgot to take him outside."

fart turd poop beef smelly skeff

by mike oxtoobig December 25, 2009

Skeff

skeff (pronounced SKEF/ˈskɛf/) — a Lincolnshire regional, informal insult meaning someone scruffy, sleazy, a bit gross or rough around the edges; can also mean a loud/coarse, socially unpleasant person.

Similar to: scruff, heffer, scrub, and greb

Your mums a right skeff

Ew you wear pyjamas outside, you skeff

by Local.slang.supporter August 30, 2025