skeff 

The lifestyle choice when an individual realizes they are better than their peers.

Dan: "I have decided to be skeff."
Mark: "Why?"
Dan: "Because I've realized I'm better than you."

skeff by Launde October 6, 2011

skeff 

someone who acts or dresses like a dickhead, prik, wasteman or pussy

dont dont rude blud i aint no skeff u know

skeff by PK Mercle August 20, 2008

Skeff 

To wipe your Guche/Gooch on an object or person!

Oh man, I totally skeffed my boss's telephone mouthpiece before I quit my job!

Skeff by Rich Squires January 24, 2008

Skeff 

(Noun)-An extremely scallified townie minger who it should be made legal to shoot on sight

A crackhead scally with a pikey father & mother from essex related to (in some way) everyone in their area code!

Skeff by Babdale December 10, 2003

skeff 

anything that can be nasty or deragatory. It's a sentence enhancer, you can replace it for almost anything. Usually is used for talking about farting or replacing the "S" word.

"Sorry guys i used all of the toilet paper because i had to take a major skeff."

"Dude, I have been skeffing all day, maybe i should go take a crap."

"My dog skeffed all over the floor because i forgot to take him outside."

fart turd poop beef smelly skeff

skeff by mike oxtoobig December 25, 2009

Skeff 

skeff (pronounced SKEF/ˈskɛf/) — a Lincolnshire regional, informal insult meaning someone scruffy, sleazy, a bit gross or rough around the edges; can also mean a loud/coarse, socially unpleasant person.

Similar to: scruff, heffer, scrub, and greb

Your mums a right skeff

Ew you wear pyjamas outside, you skeff

Skeff by Local.slang.supporter August 30, 2025

Crab Skuffle 

An intimidation tactic.
To stand, extend the arms with the elbows and wrists bent. Proceed to wiggle the hips and open and close your fingers in a claw-like fashion.

*person doing crab skuffle in the distance*
Joe: "Oh damn! Look at that crab skuffle, bro!"
Greg: "Woah!"

Crab Skuffle by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 25, 2019